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E MONSTER

dont let the e monster breach containment again
by evanger_11 March 5, 2021
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monster shlong

Dang my man jimmy has a monster shlong!!!
by Masturbationmaster69 November 6, 2017
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penis monster

a little, green penis shaped creature with eyes and a huge grin with somewhat pointy teeth that runs in place on 4 legs. (This is only in visible form.) He is also known as Bob the Invisible Penis Monster.
Aaahhh! The Penis Monster is going to attack me!!!
by LauReNiZzLe March 16, 2005
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cookie monster

best damn monster in sesame street who gets orgasms eating cookies.
cookie monster went to rehab in family guy.
by i like dinosaurs June 23, 2007
mugGet the cookie monstermug.

green monster

The wall in the left field of Boston's Fenway Park. The wall is about 25 feet tall and robs many a batter of a homerun, hence the monster. The walls are primarily green at Fenway, hence the "green".

It is also the nickname of the lame new mascot for the Red Sox. Don't get me wrong, they are my favorite baseball team, but Wally the Green Monster mascot guy in a suit sucks.
Ex 1: "Trot Nixon blasted a 2-out opposite field dinger over the GREEN MONSTER to put the sox on top in the bottom of the eighth..."
Ex 2: "Kids these days are getting screwed out of cool mascots. I guess Wally the Green Monster is cooler than the MSU Sparty..."
by Reppin617 July 8, 2004
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ass monster

one who gives rough buttsex. an insult.
by jay May 17, 2003
mugGet the ass monstermug.

monster chode

a chode that is relatively big but is still small; or sometimes used to insult someone for there penal size
dude, that guy is such a monster chode
by jrod21494 December 20, 2008
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