Mohan is a Chinese freshman guy that thinks he’s all that because he lifts. He is the king of ego lifting and has eyes that are so small that when he smiles it seems like he’s closing his eyes. Even when his face is relaxed his eyes are still small just like his genital that he will never be able to use. One time mohan (whos a steroid head) went to Walgreens to get a small condom but he still couldn’t find one his size because there are no super small sized condoms. Mohan never shuts up about his lefts and always says “shut up Sam ima beat you up” and glazes every bodybuilder to exist. This steroid head thinks size is all that matters in a fight and he lost to Ethan who is skinnier than him but his excuse was “I’m injured”or “I wasn’t trying”. In our school there’s this phrase “shut the Mohan up” and it’s used whenever mohan talks about his lifts that he never shuts up about.
“Shut the mohan up mohan”
by D1Mohanhater May 10, 2024
Get the Mohan mug.mohasin is a very racist guy that plays counter strike till he dies from dehydration. good ricecooker brand. NIGGER
by CottonFarmOwner May 15, 2024
Get the mohasin mug.Sexy ass darkskin, best looking African in the world and has the biggest cock known to man. Hes the best at everything and nobody in the fg can fuck with him.
"I need me a mohamadou in my life" 😍😍😍
by anonymous June 1, 2024
Get the mohamadou mug.That smart, funny, outgoing boy you'd love to hang out with. Who is bound to make you laugh in every conversation, and most importantly, he'll never betray you. He's the kind of soulmate you'd want for life....
Joy: Hey , you know Mohaimin, right?
Pat: Yeah, I totally love him for his twisted humor & liability!
Pat: Yeah, I totally love him for his twisted humor & liability!
by Urbestiiee456 June 10, 2024
Get the Mohaimin mug.Mohammed swafi is a term used for yutes who can't pronounce the letter "s" in dere own name. Usually accompanied with having the fattest bum known to mankind.
by Bodna fani June 14, 2024
Get the Mohammed Swafi mug.The little balls of shit that get stuck to your ass hairs, as a result of poor wiping after a bowel movement.
Make sure you wipe your ass good, you don't want a bunch mohangs getting caught in your underwear and ripping your ass hairs out !
by doneilio July 1, 2024
Get the Mohang mug.mohannaddude is one of the humans of all time and is soo tall and athleticist and hottist and sexist and awesomist
by smart man telling truth October 14, 2024
Get the mohannaddude mug.