Gorp Miner

Someone who "mines" the good stuff out of the gorp on outdoor trips, leaving nothing but peanuts and raisins. In context, the term "miner" is also used as they are usually eating gorp when their behavior is noticed. Gorp stands for Good Old Raisins and Peanuts. Crap is a more modern term as it stands for Candy, Raisins And Peanuts, though this term is less well know.

"Don't be a gorp miner and just grab a handful, you hoser!

by Shadyme June 24, 2024

data miner

A person who hangs out with you because you're "smart," "cracked," or just useful. Basically their personal ChatGPT. Where gold diggers realistically can only dig a few romantic partners at a time, a data miner can get away with mining dozens of people.

Commonly found at UWaterloo.

Kevin: "Emily just texted me for the first time all semester... asking for my notes."
Raj: "Did she even say hi?"
Kevin: "Nope. Straight to business. Classic data miner."

by califctn February 12, 2025

Moot Miner

A person who goes down on a girl.

Someone who’s really good at eating out a woman.

Hey Steve, Jessica just told me that Ashley thinks that you’re the best she’s ever had. She said that you’re a professional Moot Miner!

by Meesal July 19, 2025

Ore Miner

A weird crosseyed mongoloid guy who shaves very badly and has weird looking teeth

Yo, don't get your ore miner looking friend to go with us.

by RZnmbr1 August 28, 2025

Gormless minger

A larger male who’s friendships are purely gay and tend to be with women

Your a gormless minger

by Chonk5636 December 4, 2025

Abliteragato mantera sudareche

The ascension phase that proceeds after the act of moon gooning.

One who goons to completion will not be able to achieve Abliteragato mantera sudareche.

And God said! "Abliteragato mantera sudareche!"

by IrishGareBear January 16, 2026

is opal a mineral

No one really knows

Person 1: is opal a mineral dude
Person 2: dude no one knows cause safari can’t make up it’s damn mind

by IAMABIGFATSWEATYLOSER January 13, 2021