Coach Mike

“Omfg guys Coach Mike hit a motorcycle driving to practice”

That’s crazy! What a goofy ass nigga!”
by mygfsuckstoes October 16, 2019
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Coach Mike

An unempathetic coach
He was acting like such a coach mike.
what a coach mike thing to do
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Mike's List

An email you receive at 10PM from a co-worker that just went on vacation that contains a list of items he failed to fix over the last month.
Jesus, I just got Mike's List and now I have to head to Blomkin to fix a PC that's been down for 3 weeks.
by Jotok November 18, 2010
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Mike Hunt

Mike Hunt whether serious or a funny kahoot name in class is is the most serious thing in the world calling someone "my cunt"
Hey man so do you know Mike Hunt
Mike Hunt who is that
Haha I made you say my cunt
by AntTheSauceGod April 11, 2022
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Mike the Bike

A chick with a lisp who’s the town bike. Mike being a reference to “Mike Tyson” who has a lisp.
Franklin :My foreskin hurts

Ahmed: What happened bro?
Franklin: Mike the Bike gave me a blow job
Ahmed : Damn . Never get a BJ from a chick with a lisp.
by Meesofat June 02, 2020
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Mike Strike

When a solution is addressed in the most complicated fashion imaginable, and with the best of intentions, with the ultimate worst case outcome resulting.
I went to the library to print out the mapquest directions to my interview. My friend picked me up, and knew roughly where the location was. About halfway there we turned to the directions to find the exact location. After following themwe we’re back at my starting point. I had read to them the return directions. It was a Mike strike for sure.
by Vagablonde May 04, 2019
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Father Mike’s

A soon to open strip club in Metcalfe Canada with the best poles
Did you hear about Father Mike’s opening up
by Pollingman10 January 29, 2022
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