Minecraft fever 

A non deadly disease common in those who play online games. Can last anywhere between One week to a month. It strikes unexpectedly throughout the year and forces the patient to become obsessed with Microsoft’s Minecraft during that time period, no known cure is known. It has also been used to treat Fortnite Fever.

Did you hear about Bob? He hasn’t come out of his room in days!

Oh he must have Minecraft Fever.

Minecraft fever by RandyRandumb September 25, 2021

Minecraft Tryhard 

A man/kid that has no social life in the outside world and only plays Minecraft during the duration of the day. They play one server which is called Hypixel and play PVP game modes AND FUCKING SWEAT THEIR BALLS SMUSHED ON THE FUCKING KEYBOARD BITING THEIR LIPS INTENSILEY AND SHITTING ON EVERYBODY THEY SEE. The skins they use normally come up from the NameMC trending pages where all the other FUCK HOLES make their e-girl/e-boy skin. They have the most retarded name that have short letters or less than 1-3 words in their name that make no FUCKING SENSE AT ALL.

"Oh look Steve there's someone named momentpool who has PROT 4 DIAMOND ARMOUR AND ABOUT TO RIP OUR ASS AND SCAVENGE FOR OUR SHIT, damn he is a Minecraft Tryhard."

Minecraft Tryhard by pigmaster5412 October 7, 2021

Minecraft Modpack 

Minecraft Modpacks have never been easier to install! Modpacks are a collection of mods combined into one cohesive pack. The mods are then optimized to all work together, reducing lag and increasing the quality of gameplay. Most Modpack have to complete all the quest to end game.

Let's play minecraft modpack stoneblock2.
minecraft modpack skyfactory4 almost burn my PC.

Minecraft Modpack by Thai sausage January 4, 2022

Minecraft Steve 

A block dude who's capable of punching a cubic meter of metal to unusable dust, has a pocket strong enough to carry multiple universes, has infinite lives(unless in hardcore), he's 6'2", he can choose what world he lives in, can puch planets to pieces, and yet he's unable to jump over a fence.

Minecraft Steve: I can destroy anything and can carry multiple universes in tiny wooden ba ox
me: and you can't even kill a sheep in one hit?

Minecraft Steve by some guy in the internet January 7, 2022

minecraft hardcore 

you die and never live again. basically real life.

random kid: bruh i just died on my minecraft hardcore world.
Mom: TAKE OUT THE DANG TRASH AND STOP PLAYING THAT CURSED GAME

minecraft hardcore by dynamicpov February 2, 2022

Minecraft Logic 

A crappy out-of-touch with reality logic from the famous 2009 game, Minecraft. It includes breaking crops when jumping on them, gold tools being the most useless tools in the game, and a portable hell from a very old version of the game which was removed, achieving godspeed with riding a CANOE (it is called a boat in-game) on ice! Not an iceboat, a canoe. Stopping the player from being poisonous, nauseous and all that good/bad stuff that is included in the game just by drinking milk. Plus, it is straight from the cow. Not pasteurized. And also you can get a music disc by making a creeper (an exploding mob in the game) get killed by a skeleton! (Self-explanatory skeleton with a bow) And much more stupid things.

Hey dude, what is the crappiest video game logic you know?
It's the Minecraft logic. There are so many out-of-touch things.

Minecraft Logic by Arcxxus February 6, 2022

Minecraft Launcher 

The launcher you download when you buy minecraft

Jack: I'm gonna buy minecraft

Liam: Okay! lets play together

Jack: Let me launch the game with the Minecraft Launcher

Minecraft Launcher by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ March 13, 2022