Log Cabin Republicans

A group of homosexual Americans:
1. who seek to advance the rights of gays in the USA by becoming members of and working for the victory of a political party devoted in large measure to ending all rights for homosexual Americans;
2. devoted to self-destructive irony.
"Hello! I'm Milt, and I'm here for the Republican Victory Party!"
"Great Milt! Welcome! I've got you registered right here! What GOP group was that again?"
"Log Cabin Republicans!"
"Fantastic, Milt! Why don't you go with those two officers there and they'll escort you off the premises! By the way, if you have natural, adopted or foster kids, please write down their names on this card so that Social Services can take them."
"WHAT?!?"
"Milt, it's not my damned fault if you're too stupid to read the policy papers and legislation. NEXT!"
by seeker6079 February 23, 2006
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ants on a log

A snack made of celery with cheez whiz spread on it and raisins stuck onto the cheez whiz.
Mom: I thought you kids might be hungry, so I made ants on a log!
Kids: Yum, thanks mom!
by krut December 14, 2006
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Tennesee Log Jammer

A dirty and graphic sexual act that requires two other men and a ladder
You two did the tennesee log jammer! Where are the other two guys? And did you at least put the ladder back?
by CThom February 16, 2010
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cheese-logging

to go out to a restaurant and eat mass quantities of cheese logs in a short period of time.
My girlfriend broke up with me so i went cheese-logging in hopes that one would clog my aortic valve, causing me to explode.
by N.H. March 28, 2007
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Get the log in

A slang term used by people going to school in St. Olivers in Co. Louth and other parts of Co. Meath.

It means to have sex with a person or to go to second base at least or actually anywhere with just a person. Even when they fancy a person or is thinking about getting with the person or tryna get with the person.
It is said by saying:
"YEOW (yeow is said at a loud high-ish pitched tone), __________ (followed by the name of the person) gettin the log in (said the same as yeow but at a lower octave of the pitch), nice one (also said the same as get the log in)"

"YEOW, conor gettin the log in, nice one"

or "the log is in"
by sissorhands April 02, 2008
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Lazy Log

A semi erection of the penis, the beginning stages of an erection, when the penis is starting to become erect but is still pointing down and feels heavy.
I've had a Lazy Log all day, I need to get laid soon.
by Bird Brain May 12, 2012
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Turkish Log Jammer

The sexual act of coralling a young turkish boy into your bedroom, placing your bedpost into his asshole and spinning him while dressed like a lumberjack.
"Man, Omar's asshole is so wide after that Turkish Log Jammer"

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by hooker at the desk July 18, 2010
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