lemon

An extremely tank human being, beyond belief, second to none
who can beat a terry up with his lemon knuckles
has had many songs dedicated to him
Cannot withstand more than 5 minutes of the beach
Has a group of mates with chodes
Fingered a ranger
the hottest ranger to rome the planet Earth
Got jacked of Threee times without a blanket
Resides in West side asia

*At a bodybuilding convention*
Holy fuck They look like lemon
Wait is that him
no no its arnold swatanigger
NO its a LEMON
lalalalala

by MX SHREDDER October 17, 2007

Lemon Juice Chowder

When a man ejaculates into or onto a part of a female and then proceeds when finished to urinate on to said semen to produce a yellow and white concoction known as Lemon Juice Chowder.

Eddie: " Last night when i was getting anal sex Ryan cooked some Lemon Juice Chowder all over my face".

Ryan: "Yep, then when it was finished cooking I tried some and it was Delicious"!

Eddie:"I love you baby, let's make some more". (sexual groans)

by Lapp daddy October 12, 2011

Happy Lemon

A carefree and extremely pretentious subspecies of hipster from the Philippines. They are usually found in "hip" places like coffee shops and forever 21 stores. A Happy Lemon cannot live without an apple product, or a fashionable pair of flip flops.

They often range from ages 15-32, and sometimes over.

The term originates from a milk-tea cafe known as The Happy Lemon, which became ridiculously popular despite the rancid taste of their beverages. The cafe was packed full of hipsters, day in and day out, who lined up with friends to hog a table and chat about pretentious, material things.

Since, "A Happy Lemon" has become a general term for pretentious manila hipsters who, despite the situation of the country around them, continue to live their petty existences of pretentious get togethers and social gatherings. They usually are from the middle class or the upper class, condescending upon those of the lower or less fortunate class. The money in their wallets provides them with comfort and fuel for their egos, therefore they make it a point to show off how better they are and how much more money they have in comparison to others.

Person One: "Starbucks is so overrated, let's try this rancid milk-tea cafe!!"
Person Two, seeing person one: "Oh my gosh did you see that girl? That cafe looks so hip, let's all go guys!"
Person Three, seeing person two: "It's the latest trend! Let's all go!"
Old Man: "Damn Happy Lemon Whippersnappers."

by Dobby's Unhappy Lemon November 5, 2011

lemon meringue

When a guy blows his load in a girls mouth and follows it with a stream of urine.

"I drank so much last night, then totally lemon meringued that girl."

by Daniel cumtongue Nelson March 24, 2009

Lemon Yellows

The name of the University of Oregon sports teams in the late 1800's to the early 1900's,

Back between the year 1876 to the 1920's before they where known as the Ducks the University of Oregon football team were known as the "Lemon Yellows" due to the color of their uniforms.

by BruinKiller3469 March 23, 2009

Lameon

A sexy male who is somehow addicted to a game called Runescape. Never the less Hawt all over.

Dude, He's such a lameon! He's hot and all but he plays that stupid video game!

by Lolzors247r2442 March 29, 2009

Lemonade Wipe

When a man is urinating and someone sneaks up from behind and puts his hand in the man's urine stream and then wipes it on the face of the guy who is urinating.

I can't stand that guy so I snuck up behind him when he was peeing and gave him a lemonade wipe.

by Soapy Soapy May 20, 2010