Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez

Lights out Pirates Closer that got caught soliciting a minor. He changed his last name from Rivero to Vazquez so he could try to get away with it.

Pirates Fan: You saw that Felipe Vazquez got caught soliciting a minor?
Other Pirates Fan: You mean Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez

by some_random_hanzenite September 17, 2019

Kelly Warrior

Northern Aboriginal slang for homeless people who drink kelly's.

"Remember Rodrick from High School?"

"Yeah! I heard he's a Kelly Warrior now."

by brewwarrior September 26, 2019

Kellie

So sexy,sound out,so kind she will buy ye apple juice and keep ye entertained at religon

That kellie one is so sound

by Ohh ye her October 15, 2019

kelli elliss

Kelli Elliss's are extremely beautiful and hard to come by. If you are lucky enough to meet one she'll probably be reading a book or napping. They listen to cool music and watch funny tv shows but dont piss her off because she'll flog you in a fight. She's a trend setter, everyone wants to be her because of how old and tall she is. It is impossible not to love everything about her.

Girl: Damn did you see how fine Kelli Elliss was looking today
Boy: Oh my god yeah, I'm so jealous of Levi

by CarlosTheMex December 13, 2017

Nik Kelly

A person who is a idiot, who will do anything to not be viewed as a emo.

"What are you? A Nik Kelly?"

"Stop it! You are hurting my feeling!" Nik Kelly said.

by ThatNazi December 17, 2017

sam kelly

thinks hes the shit but actually is a bitch that doesnt know it he he has a legend city sweater on but doesnt have any shoes

that person is asam kelly

by wgjhurghjerophygfh December 21, 2017

Jim Kelly

Hall of Fame Quartback for the Buffalo Bills in the 80’s and 90’s. Known as a QB with a Linebacker’s mentality in the national media, he led his team to 4 straight Super Bowl appearances during the 1990 - 1993 seasons - all losses. These tough games did not diminish the opinion of his adopted hometown fans, and attends many big games on the sidelines at the re-named New Era field, always to large ovations upon appearance.

Considered everywhere to be the complete opposite of Tom Brady in that he is honest, kind, charitable, and has integrity. Especially given that he wasn’t a

“That guy is a total Jim Kelly, while buddy over there is a total Tom Brady type douche”

by Soulskier January 4, 2018