The Key Fits The Lock

A saying used about small-penised paedophiles

The key - small penis
The lock - the underage (and therefore illegal) vagina of a girl under 16 years of age.

A: That guy is a nonce - he has a small cock too, can't handle a proper relationship with an adult
B: In his case, the key fits the lock

by Adolf Trump-Farage August 29, 2018

bingo key lock

A phrase people from the ghetto/hood says when they see the car that they want.

A Chevy Dodge Ram1500 drives by. It's blue with rims, exactly how James wants his future car. When he noticed the car he says "bingo key lock".

by Ashlyn1009 July 25, 2017

Key Lime Creampie

When you're bangin Taylor's mom missionary style and squirt lime juice in her eyes just before cumming inside her

Bro I totally gave Taylor's mom a Key Lime Creampie last night... She never saw it coming

by MomSlayer January 25, 2021

A high-key boyfriend

A boyfriend you live with, are business partners with and have known for approximately 10 years. You plan to buy a forever home and adopt a shiba inu or a corgi together.

It is what Dan Howell is to Phil Lester (even though Phil isn't familiar with the term.)

"What's a high-key boyfriend?" "If you want a high-key boyfriend, you need to get them to commit to you."

by Hannibalester October 21, 2018

low key jibber

a joint of marijuana that is smoked without telling friends, as to get more weed to yourself.

"Ey bro lets get in a low key jibber just me n you, dont tell rob, his fatass will bogart the J."

by Dane Galeesak July 3, 2008

Capitan Keys

The Capitan of the Halycon Cruiser the Pillar of Autoum. He has a main role on the plot in the game Halo:CE.

-Master Chief: Capitan Keys

-Capitan Keys: Good to see you master chief. Things aren´t going well, Cortana did her best but we never really had a chance.

-Cortana: A dozen Convenant Battleships against a single halycon type cruiser and those odds. We have four kills.

by Estefano Palacios August 17, 2004

low key rape

When you're about to hook up with a guy, and you realize that you're too intoxicated, but by the time you say "no" he's already inside of you.

Yeah but I didn't want to, it was low key rape.

by whosthatgirl2 July 1, 2011