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Rhys Jones

The kind of guy who gets drunk and dry humps a foot stool for fun, then rips off his trousers and helicopters his wang .

Count yourself lucky if you managed to escape his grasp on a night out, and don't be surprised if your drink starts fizzing for no good reason.

They predominantly only drive Ford's as any another mode of transport is a waste of time and pointless. In a Rhys Jones world if you ain't driving a Ford you ain't jackshit in his world.

Can sometimes been seen on their driveways kissing their Fords passionately.
Person 1 "Was that Rhys Jones sneaking out the back garden"

Person 2 " oh for fuck sake our foot stool has been jizzed on again, damn that Rhys Motherfucking Corky Jones".
by Corkjones19 November 25, 2021
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Christian Jones

The Real name of west coast singer Teeflii underrated Christian Jones
by heynzen February 13, 2019
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Silas Jones

Lasts 6 seconds in bed, likes the Yankees which makes him gay for James Charles, overall a fucker.
Silas Jones likes penis in his ass.
by Heheheidiejendndjjd May 21, 2019
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Heather Jones

The most beautiful girl in the world. She has a unique personality that will catch some by surprise. She is the greatest woman I have ever met. I love you my queen.
by The Queens King August 11, 2018
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bad jone

A sexy,cute,thick,skinny,slim thick,nails done, hair done clear face female this term is more used up north like PA

Don’t matter how tall skinny short if she bad she bad!! (Lol aka PG)
“Ayo shorty really a bad jone
by YEA ITS PG🖖🏾😂 November 28, 2019
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pull a jones

to do something of questionable legality in front of a disapproving friend.
Lee:So he started fingering her and it was disgusting because they are both underage and i had to sit there and watch.
Steve:pull a jones did he?
by Hypetrack April 19, 2008
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frazer jones

Frazer is a young man/boy who is extremely loving and nice most Frazer Jones have blue eyes and brown or ginger hair and if you have a friend named Frazer Jones make sure you keep him close you are sure to fall in love with him and he will protect you until the end
Girl 1: OMG is that Frazer Jones

Girl 2: yes he is so caring you should talk to him

Girl 1: he is so hot
by Deane Sheffield November 30, 2018
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