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Jonah Complex

The occurrence of someone being overly confident as a romantic interest of others while in a relationship, yet unnecessarily self-conscious and nervous when single.
"He totally thought he could get that girl when he was dating her best friend, but now that they're broken up he's got serious Jonah Complex."
by Tim Renaissance November 18, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

A pop band trio of 3 gorgeous boys,Kevin, Nick, and Joe. who were made big by Disney channel The three boys write and play their own music and are amazing at it. They appeared in the Disney Channel movie "Camp rock". They have girls drooling over them 24/7. The 3 boys wear purity rings on their left hand.
"Your just jealous cause you aren't as hot as the Jonas Brothers!"
by Taylor Lamovsky January 20, 2009
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Jonah Hill

One of the funniest motherfuckers alive. Best known for his role in Superbad, Hill has just recently had a solid breakthrough in his career, and has thus proven himself to be a strong and hilarious member of the Apatow group alongside Seth Rogen, Michael Cera and Jason Segel.

Also appears in Knocked Up, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Walk Hard and the upcoming Funny People.
Guy 1: Man that Jonah Hill is one funny guy!

Guy 2: Who's Jonah Hill?

Guy 1: He's the fat guy from Superbad!

Guy 2: Oh yeah! I love that funny fat dude!
by hurricane season March 24, 2009
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JONAS

The Disney Channel show that depicts a fake life of the uber-losers, The Jonas Brothers. Although semi-good looking, no amount of Disney "comedy" can save the trio from the obvious downfall that is about to occur anytime soon. The show is not funny, overdramatic, and really, really, REALLY lame.

Do not watch.
I can't believe Disney let me down like that. I will never watch JONAS again. Thanks for wasting 30 minutes of my life.
by GGMM June 16, 2009
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Jonas paradox

When a great looking guy is so good looking that he can't get any girls.
"That guy is so hot that I'm too afraid to talk to him" - friend one
"Classic Jonas paradox" - friend two
by Robby12345689 November 20, 2013
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jonairy

an amazing young woman who will brite up your day and make you happy when your very sad and lovable cute girl
jonairy will save your day
by kammkam February 13, 2018
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Jonah

Jonah is so fucking ugly
by fukinnibr September 26, 2019
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