Jeffin' Around (To Jeff)

To hang around the Pennsauken track team and have your colon ruptured by them several times. Also, to be hated by one's father simultaneously. In another sense, the colon the ruptred is ruptured by the Terminator - see "industrial steel colon".

Look at the douche, he's Jeffin' around (to jeff), he's gonna have to be in the hospital for a rectal doctor for 3 months!

Jeffin' Around (To Jeff) by dbsb June 6, 2011

touchdown jeff 

the phrase used to describe jeffs ability to score many touchdowns. it is rumored that defenders are scared to tackle him or just cant get their arms around his large glutes. they may also be mesmorized by the jiggling of his hamstrings.

guy 1-and another td for touchdown jeff!
guy 2- no man that was fatassler.

touchdown jeff by fatassler34 February 7, 2010

jazzy jeff 

1. will smith's best friend in fresh prince of bell air
2. to ejaculate
3. some one who's the shit

You think you're jazzy jeff don't you? How about I jazzy jeff in yo mouth?

jazzy jeff by BAG-HEAD! August 9, 2006

irish jeff 

black cherry vanilla coke mixed with irish cream

I drank too many irish jeffs and puked all over.

irish jeff by jeff curtis April 21, 2006

rancid jeff 

A way of describing something or someone that's rancid

That guy you're kissing is 'Rancid Jeff'

Ugh, man those shoes are 'Rancid Jeff'

rancid jeff by dri* June 10, 2008

west jeff hospital 

A sucky ass Hospital that lets people die. Or if your bleeding to death they will just let you go home.

Johnny got shot in the head, West Jeff Hospital said, take 2 asprin and call us in the morning.

west jeff hospital by HoHo2008 October 9, 2008

lumberjack jeff

Lumberjack Jeff the kind of guy that fucks an ugly ass hoe just to protect his forest. The kinda guy that has side hoes on his side hoes. A lumberjack Jeff likes to fuck the fuckers that fuck his fuckers. May be bitchy at times but is mainly an ignorant asshole who only cares about his forest. People would cut off their dicks just to be a lumberjack Jeff.

" i can't believe he blew me off last night!"
" don't worry he's a lumberjack Jeff!"

" I can't believe that guy blew me off last night to hang out with his friends!"

"Don't worry! He's a Lumberjack Jeff!

lumberjack jeff by That one hoe July 4, 2016