jake paul

the most cancerous thing ever on earth he caused all of the dinosaurs to die
'' what is that'' '' oh shit run it is jake paul
by thetruth1010 March 19, 2019
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jake paul

jake paul is a mother fucking asshole who is inappropriate he's disgusting I lost full respect for him he's a hoe he's trash and ew

Like does he not fucking know that his fan base is like 12 and below like most of them
he was only useing erika costell for views We all knew it was her it doesn't fucking matter he's such a bitch
And the fact like she didn't do shit to him and she misses him and he dont give af

he's still inspiring as in paying for ur own mansion and getting a lot of cars but other than that he's garbage
he only cares about getting high and drunk

HES A MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE IF U SEE THIS UNSUBSCRIBE TO HIM
jake paul is a fucking bitchass hoe
by kara_boo1612 April 25, 2020
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Jake Paul

Doctor told me that I have Jake Paul
by Pussy Destroyer 69696969 December 04, 2019
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jake mcquade

Jake is a very different type of person. he is very sneaky and tends to watch people when they don't expect it. he is very loyal to his friends. his smile warms up the room and everyone loves to spend time with Jake. he is very athletic and girls crawl all over him, on top of that he has a great body, its a perfect match!! he is very intelligent and smells amazing. its a myth that jake mcquades pee ginger ale!! usually found with ginger hair, and a sexy smile, jake mcquade is the person to be!
girl: oh my god is that jake mcquade
girl 2: yes, he is beautiful
girl: im in love
by aruther burfeild January 25, 2019
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Emo Jake

An emo guy thats addicted to really chunky wenches!
lad:"Emo Jake look at that 8/10"
Jake:"sorry boys looks like she needs a muffin or two"
by hhajake November 06, 2012
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Jake Curry

One known to love and find earth-shattering pleasure in performing the sex act "Frozen Eddie".
"Man, that Jake Curry said he wanted to Frozen Eddie the hell out of Austin Johnson."
by atticus Locke June 09, 2014
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Hunter Jake

The exact art born after successfully harvesting a deer, as coined by the legendary Hunter Jake.

Upon slugging a deer from what is likely 40 yards away, you must add an unbelievable amount of yards, like 300. So, you tell everyone it was about 350 yards away when you shot.

After you find your deer, you then take pictures and tell all your buddies you slayed a monster buck, as if it were the largest ever taken. You remove the head and put it in the bed of your pickup truck to show to all your buddies in the coming days.

Finally, and this is the most important step: you must don a new camoflauge hat with logos of equipment used in the hunt, such as Browning, Winchester, or Remington.

It is important to note that your story must be exaggerated more and more with each telling of the hunt and also that a new hat is required with every successful harvest of a monster 3 point buck.
Person 1: I just got a 13 point buck!
Person 2: Send a pic! Congrats dude!
Person 2: Dude, you're a regular ole Hunter Jake. That's like a 5 point.
Person 1: its legit. Just a bad camera on my phone.
by BuckMaster January 04, 2013
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