how you do dis?

A slang term that implies confusion and befuddlement. Often used when you have not been paying attention and you have to do a worksheet or test. This expression usually pisses people off.

"This worksheet is on standard deviation; how you do dis?"

by Chunky Reddy January 3, 2009

how to keep an idiot entertained

An old joke used all around the world. it says scroll down to learn how to keep an idiot entertained, then on the lower part scroll up....

clcik on the link to lean how to keep an idiot entertained

by Weasel May 11, 2004

how you sound

its when says this and like u knw yea thas it word...holla baq

yo jobin how you sound?

by anqie marry jobin May 9, 2003

how to piss deakythediscobean off

sami: oH JoHNNN FiLL mE uP
marii: STFU BEFORE I SLIT YOUR TOES OFF

welcome to how to piss deakythediscobean off

by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

how did u find this?

Im bored. Im supposed to be doing hw but i hate it. I mean who doesn't? School is torture. Homework is beyond torture. Im just typing random things on the urban dictionary. Why am i even writing this? This isn't gonna get posted. If u r voting plz vote post. and actually read it.

No but srsly how did u find this?

by Why is this happening January 6, 2021

how to bleach your eyes

Step 1 get bleach any bleach is fine step 2 get the lid off step 3 pour into eyes step 4 enjoy

Peter: do you want to watch some Yiff
Adam: searchs up how to bleach your eyes
me: Step 1 get bleach any bleach is fine step 2 get the lid off step 3 pour into eyes step 4 enjoy
peter: ok

by myhandledandle August 8, 2021

Welp, how's your mom?

The only thing you can possibly say to your ex after he finds a comment that you wrote about him in a public group.

Fiona: my partner is squishy, and I like it so much more than my muscular ex husband
Paul: I hate myself and you are making it worse

Fiona: Welp, How's your mom?

by FionaBook April 24, 2021