Horny hypnosis is when you literally jerk off to anything and everything while horny. Like, literally anything. Anything from My Little Pony sex all the way to some dark web bondage nugget porn
Dave: Dude, last night I rubbed one out to some really weird shit.. I don't know what got over me...
Paul: Bro, what you had was a bad case of horny hypnosis
Paul: Bro, what you had was a bad case of horny hypnosis
by Purplebedsheets June 17, 2019
Get the horny hypnosismug. When you are so excited for a book to be released that you get an erection (or wet) whenever the author is brought up in conversation.
by Halfpint939 March 30, 2022
Get the Book Hornymug. When you return from a difficult task, war, work, school, therapy, talking with your dad, the DMV, ect. Once you return to safety and comfort you get incredibly horny as a form of decompression from dealing with whatever stressful bullshit you just did.
by Perii October 14, 2022
Get the Battle Hornymug. When you always find a way to get horny or always ruin the mood with a horny/dirty joke. Everything you see or hear even if its something nasty trust, you'll eventually make yourself horny asf just by hearing or seeing smth.
People talking in the inside of a room
Person: Eavesdropping
People: Like yeah, there was this cockroach in my fucking kitchen, That shit was huge man
Person: *Gets a boner and starts jacking off*
*door opens* Boy: What the fuc-
Many weeks later the boy was known as a Horny Bastard for jacking off to a not so normal conversation
Person: Eavesdropping
People: Like yeah, there was this cockroach in my fucking kitchen, That shit was huge man
Person: *Gets a boner and starts jacking off*
*door opens* Boy: What the fuc-
Many weeks later the boy was known as a Horny Bastard for jacking off to a not so normal conversation
by Ƨhinobi February 20, 2023
Get the Horny Bastardmug. by 4lpha0Mega August 26, 2021
Get the virtually hornymug. by shan shan ;) April 29, 2020
Get the horny galmug.