Schrodinger's horniness

When someone acts horny towards another person but, depending on how the other person reacts, they will either change what they mean to make it seem not horny or continue being horny

P-1 "I'm so tired man"
P-2 "you should sleep with me then😏"
P-1 "uh"
P-2 " I mean like a sleepover, nothing dirty"
P-3 " I think you have Schrodinger's horniness "

by noodlezzzz43 August 11, 2022

Horny Croy

Horny Croy is the slang term for the horny personality of someone with Multiple Personality Disorder.

Timmy: "Hey bill how you doin-screw me in the ass now"
Bill(Sarcastic): "Oh hey Horny Croy glad to see that youve taken control now"

by GeraldHimself March 1, 2021

Horny caterpillar

A sex position where the receiver is on their knees with their hands behind them, bound to their legs

Person 1: Hey Honey, do you want to try the Horny Caterpillar?
Person 2: Oh God yes!

by anonymous October 22, 2023

Horny Children

You, sicko

"Charlotte and Anthony are horny children" - Steven
"IKR baby" - Colt

by BadSamurai April 9, 2021

horny for alcohol

when you really want sex but sex is alcohol

Oh man! I'm just so horny for alcohol right now! -James Brown

by Kel10 April 2, 2021

Horny dumbass

You. You’re the horny dumbass. Accept it

“Ash is being a horny dumbass today”

by Tommy Princess May 24, 2021

Horny Bastard

When you always find a way to get horny or always ruin the mood with a horny/dirty joke. Everything you see or hear even if its something nasty trust, you'll eventually make yourself horny asf just by hearing or seeing smth.

People talking in the inside of a room

Person: Eavesdropping

People: Like yeah, there was this cockroach in my fucking kitchen, That shit was huge man

Person: *Gets a boner and starts jacking off*

*door opens* Boy: What the fuc-

Many weeks later the boy was known as a Horny Bastard for jacking off to a not so normal conversation

by Ƨhinobi February 20, 2023