holy fucuna

a phrase used to describe shock or disbelief when you have been mauled by a buffalo in Thailand, when you have to tell your story on the radio and cut out the swearing, but still get the same effect.

" Holy Fucuna, What the Fucuna was THAT!"

by Fistulina K December 6, 2006

Holyb0mb

A cool player in RuneScape, owns in everything, just awesome. Must be one of the living legends.

Oh my god, I see Holyb0mb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Holyb0mbb December 31, 2008

Holy Barrel of Monkeys

an expression used when completely at a loss of words to say, or when there is a lull in any conversation.

"Jacob" is on a date with "Jane"...
jacob: *points at girl at the bar.* oh my god, look at her. she looks pathetic.

Jane: um, that's my friend!
***awkward silence***
Jacob: Holy Barrel of Monkeys!

by Almost Urgent July 14, 2009

Holy Time

This is the time between when you send out an e-mail joke to your co-workers, and when people are supposed to start laughing out load.

I sat anxiously in "Holy Time" as I replied to the re-org announcement with with a hidden Rick Roll link.

by eugoh November 10, 2009

Holy toad

A legendary toad that has a huge gigantic penis that is longer than its body and can be used as a kick stand

While i was skating mom said there was a holy toad kicking the kick stand right in the middle of the drive way

by Asian Toad June 22, 2011

Holyheysus

is a sexual act. Its when the man spreads his butt-hole and then the women squirts into the mans butt-hole, then the man stirs the squirt around in his butt-hole to make "squoot". The finale he then finger paints the "squoot" onto the girls feet and then licks it off.

I tried the holyheysus and it was a new experience for me, my favorite part was the finger painting.

by Holyheysus October 25, 2011

HolyMotherOfFuck

Exclamation used after a unpleasant event

What in the name of the HolyMotherOfFuck just happened!

by bobmcgill November 22, 2011