A furry, buck-toothed rag you could wring for eternity and never squelch a drop of blood or semen. Formerly called "The Beaver." Flag modelled after the quintessential Canadian still life, "Politely Railing a Virgin From a Safe Distance!" See also, The Juices of My Labour.
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by uptight_and_blind420 June 1, 2018
Get the Russian Historymug. A vile and depraved sex act for those with whom gerbilling was simply not enough. A gerbil is inserted into the anus for sexual stimulation, then, once removed, it is used to gag a partner's mouth, who is then (usually) double-penetrated.
"Did you hear Cindy's going to be the party?"
"Yeah, but I wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot pole, I heard she did Canada's History with some random dude last week."
"I am horrified."
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"Did you hear about that magazine The Beaver?"
"What about it?"
"It's changing its name to 'Canada's History' because they thought it's name would no longer be censored for pornography!"
"Boy is that ironic!"
"Yeah, but I wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot pole, I heard she did Canada's History with some random dude last week."
"I am horrified."
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"Did you hear about that magazine The Beaver?"
"What about it?"
"It's changing its name to 'Canada's History' because they thought it's name would no longer be censored for pornography!"
"Boy is that ironic!"
by Thulnak February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by sklop February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The act of dumping an entire jug of maple syrup on the Stanley Cup and shoving said cup, up the anus. Abnormally large, preferably freshly molted moose antlers are then used as pliers to drop the Canadian cuisine Poutine down the mouth of a young Canadian woman. Beavers are optional.
It is illegal in 54 United States.
It is illegal in 54 United States.
Broseph, last night I studied up on some of Canada's History with my girlfriend, Darcy, last night, aye.
Colbert made me do this.
Colbert made me do this.
by Butt Sweat February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. the act of penetrating the ear of a wild boar with an erect penis covered in the hot sauce known as sriracha
by rob savage February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. When you perform a Boston Pancake, wrap the pancake around a sexual toy, freeze it, then insert it into a relative's sexual orifice. You must create a drilling motion with the toy and you must wear a Bigfoot suit.
Steve - "Wow did you see that Canada's History John gave to Mom yesterday?"
Jill - "Yea, I did! You know, I wanted to be her first, dang!"
Jill - "Yea, I did! You know, I wanted to be her first, dang!"
by CRich_ February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.