harry

A hot beutiful male, usually a loyal boyfriend, and would take a bullet for anyone a big bum and hot eyes also every girl would fall for him

harry is cool

by hazdogmog August 21, 2018

harry potter's penis

It's fucking huge. Like, I mean it. Have you seen that thing?

Harry Potter's penis once opened the Chamber of Secrets. That cunt.

by not kirbyrocks January 19, 2008

Hairy Gremlin

1. Accidentally putting your hairy big toe in another guys butthole, therefore getting a little poop under the nail. It is only a Hairy Gremlin if the toe is hairy, otherwise it would be the Hairless Gremlin.

While Nigel and I were mountain biking, he went off a jump and accidentally gave me a Hairy Gremlin. His toe smelled like beef stew for 3 weeks.

by Paulo "The Drip" Laccastria November 8, 2006

hairy gates

Scientifically speaking, the labia majora. Also known as meat curtains.

Man, it took so long to get her panties off, I never thought I'd get through the hairy gates.

by Danny Seven November 10, 2004

Hairy Mexican Ortiz

A variant on menage a trois in which two older women simultaneously use their large pubic mounds to pleasure an old man.

Their Hairy Mexican Ortiz came to bitter end when Janet and Diane's pubic mounds became hopelessly entangled with the old man's scrotal ring.

James demanded a Hairy Mexican Ortiz from the two village brujas.

by littlebabypants August 13, 2010

the hairy bird

1) Like Wow, This is bad.

2) An awesomely awesome movie set in the 60s. Inventor of increadible sayings such as "None of your flopsy bunnies" and "up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush".

3) a bird that is hairy (Oh, like you couldn't figue that one out yourself!)

Example 1#

Sally: Have you seen The Hairy Bird?
Jane: Up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush!

Example 2#

This really eats the hairy bird.

by Annariia March 15, 2008

Harry Kim Complex

Based on the character Harry Kim from Star Trek: Voyager, the Harry Kim Complex is where a person continuously falls for the wrong person. Despite warnings from friends and family to avoid these people that are obviously wrong for them, they continue to engage in these relationships that are doomed to failure.

"I think Diamond might be the girl for me."

"Dude, Diamond is freaking stripper and from what I hear, she also a whore. I don't mean that figuratively either, I mean she sleeps with guys for money!"

“Whatever dude, she is an angel.”

“Man, you need to go see a therapist and get that Harry Kim Complex taken care of before you end up knocking up one these chicks.”

by C. R. Strenth August 27, 2009