Ghost Problems

When a user encounters a completely illogical and unexplainable problem on their computer.

Jhype: "Damn"
Sabre: "Ghost problems again?"
Jhype: "I swear that I encounter more ghost problems than anyone in the world"

by Jhype April 29, 2014

Skype Ghost

When it says one of your contacts is online but they actually aren't.

Jack: "Hey, has Lukas been online lately?"
Pat: "No, he's a Skype Ghost."

by CoolHatClub August 22, 2014

Ghost fucker

When you fuck a girl that is pale as shit

Hey I am a Ghost fucker now, I banged a pale chick

by CM51 March 25, 2016

pants ghost

another word for farting. Often the silent kind

Chris: What was that noise?

Michelle: It was my pants ghost!

by shellzrawr September 8, 2010

Facebook Ghost

Somebody who always appears offline on Facebook, usually so nobody will bother them in chat.

I think that Bob is a Facebook ghost. He always posts stuff but is never online.

by The Anti-Facebook Ghost February 18, 2010

ghost turd

also known as the disappearing mud monkey, its when you let out a chocolate hotdog but look down later to discover a toilet with no turd in it.

holy crap, i just had my first ghost turd

by mrwhite1337 June 16, 2008

catch ghost

its time to leave; go

i gotta catch ghost;it's time to catch ghost

by kmp June 28, 2006