by EnricoUniverse May 8, 2014

OW! FUCK! MY DICK! ITS BLEEDING!!! I'll try to pull it out...OW FUCK!!! IT FELL OFF!! FUCK!!!!!!!! CALL THE AMBULANCE!!!!
by ThatOneOtaku~ June 1, 2015

Steve : So did you Fuck Piper last night? (Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh)
Chad : Mmm I sure did cum was running out of her like a leaky faucet.
Piper : Hey Chad im Pregnant so you might want to get another job so you can support me and our baby.
Chad : Fuck That I already got 2 if I get another job I won't have time to Fuck girls.
Piper : Well I guess you wont be doing that anymore cause im the only pussy your gonna Fuck GOT IT!
Chad : FUCK MY LIFE!
Steve : Wow Chad sounds like you gave Piper a pregnant Fuck last night. (Wink)
Chad : Shut The Fuck Up & Go Fuck Yourself You Jackass!
Steve : Ok Oh Steve Fuck Me (Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh)
Chad : Mmm I sure did cum was running out of her like a leaky faucet.
Piper : Hey Chad im Pregnant so you might want to get another job so you can support me and our baby.
Chad : Fuck That I already got 2 if I get another job I won't have time to Fuck girls.
Piper : Well I guess you wont be doing that anymore cause im the only pussy your gonna Fuck GOT IT!
Chad : FUCK MY LIFE!
Steve : Wow Chad sounds like you gave Piper a pregnant Fuck last night. (Wink)
Chad : Shut The Fuck Up & Go Fuck Yourself You Jackass!
Steve : Ok Oh Steve Fuck Me (Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh)
by SlopNChop December 6, 2020

Mariah " hey just got my grades, straight A's ! "
Me " yea my parents saw my grades..... Im totally fucked "
Me " yea my parents saw my grades..... Im totally fucked "
by Alexandra the great June 22, 2014

One's state of mind or physical being where the present and/or foreseeable future is totally uncomfortable/embarassing/painful, usually due to one's retarded action(s) in the past.
by Tesokq May 13, 2016
