pudding flight

When a man with loose stool utilises the momentum of a sex swing to lob watery fecal matter into the mouth of his beloved directly from his anus from great distances.

I always thought Jerry was really vanilla but it turns out he's into pudding flights.

by Calenlass February 28, 2010

asian fright

The shock you get when an asian person walks right by you from behind, and you didn't expect it to happen

Wow, Chung-Ju just gave me a massive asian fright, as I was just walking down the street deep in my own thoughts

by jobey7896 July 27, 2010

San Francisco Sword Fight

The "San Francisco Sword Fight" is when you and your friend play sword fighting with your penises. It's kind of like a playful frot.

We were playing "San Francisco Sword Fight" in the bathroom.

by Craigscout86 December 24, 2008

Dick Fighting

To engage in phallus to phallus combat. When doing so with a partner while fully erect, Parisian Dick Fighting is conducted similiar to a fencing match. Asian Dick Fighting connotes to use of a semi-flaccid penis whipped about like one end of a nunchucko.

Dick Fighting with an unwilling combattant is generally chargeable as sexual battery.

Ex 1) Set in a public restroom

Bruce: (pantless) I challenge you to a round of Dick Fighting! EN GARDE!

Steven: (urinating) JESUS CHRIST!!

Ex 2) Set in Wang's bedroom

Wang: I'm bored. How about some Dick Fighting?

Chung: OKAY! (whips dick out and cock slaps Wang in his face, leaving a crimson mushroom bruise.

by Tiestofan25 October 22, 2010

Street Fight

To have unprotected sexual intercourse.

Bruh I aint have no glove last night , so I had to street fight that bitch.

by H2OKZ May 20, 2017

Ghetto Fights

Great fucking video about fights in the ghetto's of America. There are two parts now, and they both rule. It's so fun watching these idiots in pants 10x too large beat eachother up.

I just watched Ghetto Fights and i pissed my pants because it was so funny!

by Dick September 18, 2005

Naval Flight Officer

An Officer in the United States Navy that makes sure that the Naval Aviator does not crash into a Mountain. He works diligently in his efforts due to the fact his body is only .3 seconds behind the Pilot in an Aircraft. Normally, a Naval Flight Officer is more Handsome and Smart in every way. This is proven by the fact that they refer to the pilot as a Stick Monkey.

"My Naval Flight Officer is awesome, he saved my from flying into IRAN"

by NFO4Life August 28, 2012