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fucktoy fleshlight

Comeback to “You’re a pussy”

Puts that common, overused line to shame, is even more timid than a shy cat and is mass-produced out of cheap plastic.

Is the most basic of sex toys for men and thus carries connotations that blow ‘pussy’ right out of the insult vulvcano.
Tennis player: “You’re a Pussy!”

Squash player: “If I’m a pussy, then YOU are my aunt’s ferret’s fucktoy fleshlight with dead batteries that she scissors with a hinged double-dildo every St Patrick’s day!”
by Hot-Cross Pun March 18, 2026
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Labubu Fleshlight

Noun: A Labubu Fleshlight is used similarly to the average fleshlight. The difference is the cozy, fuzzy fur on the inside and realistic moaning labubu sounds!
Yo bro I just scored a Labubu Fleshlight from a baddie!!”
by Masonluvsbaseball September 1, 2025
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Feliscia-felishea

Feliscia-felishea;Means a strong magnet to magnet ,means a voice and brightness of a face that can not be forgotten.ever .it means It.your it .it means God Shows what light is and is clearly bright.as felishea.ps remember us .like that say .
Feliscia-felishea

You can't miss her she's the one with the sexy curves ,short red brightess hair .she's that gorgeous woman.
by BB becauseityou. September 6, 2025
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The Flemish cap

Rubbing the tip of someone’s penis very elegantly and slightly
Sara was giving John The Flemish cap
by SHAMELESSĶILL-_- October 26, 2025
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firing the flesh musket

The act of pleasuring oneself (usually a male).
"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".
by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013
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waist of flesh

Something some low life calls a person to make their self look better than that person but usually this "Waist of Flesh" is an amazingly beautiful person who deserves the best.
Low life: Your such a waist of flesh
You: *Thoughts are self harm*
by whydowegettreatedthisway February 19, 2015
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Country Fried Fleshlight

Breaking off the legs of a chicken and fucking it
My neighbors chickens were going crazy last night, sounds like he made a country fried fleshlight
by dunna6767 December 11, 2020
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