sash flash

When somebody states an outragious statment that is obliviously false

The Flash is the greatest series ever watched, Sash Flash

by 7777777Seven July 24, 2016

Flash Bang

When you masturbate in another room till you almost cum. You then call your girlfriend or wife into the room. Upon her entrance, you cum in her eyes, thus blinding her. Once done with that, you slap your dick on her ears, thus deafening her.

Guy 1: "I gave my girl a flash bang last night."
Guy 2: "How did that go."
Guy 1: "Allow me to answer that with a question. Can I sleep at your place?"
Note: Will usually end with one angry girl.

by Gamer117 December 11, 2009

Flash Gordon

v. To run from a fugly woman.

When the HBIC figured I wasn't gonna take one for the team she went all yahtzee to nazi on my ass. So I flash gordoned the bathroom and stall stalled till she quick banging on the door.

by GotSlimed August 8, 2010

nazi flaps

when a female has dry un luburecated vaginal flaps.

oh donna has nazi flaps.

by Paul53 May 16, 2007

t-bone flaps

Large meaty type (almost boney) vaginal lips known as t-bone flaps.

Whoopie Goldberge allegedly has t-bone flaps.

by Jazzbot March 21, 2005

Mud Flaps

noun. From the latin phrase mudicus flappinus; when a female gets feces caked on her floppy meat wings after several bouts of alternating anal, followed by vaginal, intercourse.

She had some serious mud flaps after our two stroke piston pump.

by Trucker09 June 10, 2010

flaps

Erstwhile and previously undisclosed girlfriend of Flipper the Friendly Dolphin

Little Timmy: Look Captain...its Flipper...theres another dolphin with him!
Captain Peg: Arrrgghhh...there be Flaps...

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008