Flashlight Suicide

When someone purposely blinds themselves with a flashlight, usually after seeing something disturbing.

After seeing his friends facebook page, Jim commited flashlight suicide.

by SpecialBomb September 19, 2016

flash handy

The fastest handy ever! The hand job equivalent to knocking off a "quickie".

Guy:"Damn girl, I'm horny as fuck!"
Girl:"My mom will be back soon- only have time for a flash handy."

by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

Flashbanged

When you hear someone say something that's so out of pocket, your body ceases to function and your brain experiences a factory reset, similar to that of being subjected to a flashbang.

"I'm not okay man, Steve just flashbanged me mid-conversation."

by Chief_582 April 17, 2022

Facebook Flashmob

In a collective effort, facebook friends of one person steal and adopt his/her profile picture, and each tag the original owner in their new pic. Then the group then likes and comments on everyone's new profile pic, ensuring a barrage of notifications for the target person. Works much better if the adopted picture is in any way scandalous.

Last night while Matt was out to dinner with his parents, 10 of us got him with a facebook flashmob. His phone must have buzzed non stop with notifications!

by Mister Snarls August 20, 2011

Ab Flash

Intentionally lifting your shirt to show off your abs.

While in the gym me and my sister were ab flashed by two guys.

Beware the ab flashers!

by ItsVickyB September 27, 2011

Reverse Flash

A Reverse Flash is when you're pushing out a fat shit turd but midway your butthole clenches and it make the turd go in reverse.

Dale: "So yesterday i was so constipated that I had a reverse flash."

Ted: "Did it feel like getting anal?"

Dale: "Fuck you Ted."

by BrownBearr November 17, 2017

Final Flash

To be final flashed is to be completely and utterly REKT. A metaphor referring to Vegetas ultimate attack, which basically decimates everything it touches in a broad, staight beam.

*after pwning in a gaming session*
Winner: told you I would final flash your ass
Loser: *cries and questions their existence*

by GreyWarden47 April 3, 2019