egg beater

It's when you grab your balls and slam it against one's face at such a power that it leaves a bruise on their face.

John - I gave my wife the ol' egg beater.

by The Egger June 13, 2018

Egg Truther

People who don't believe in sucking eggs. They usually hang around the people who say that eggs are good only sometimes.

Them: Hey, did you hear that Jim came out as an egg truther?

Me: Aw, dammit! He had to be lying when he said he sucked eggs then.

by spinvius May 7, 2018

Egg Drop Soup

The after effects when someone pees and cums in your ass.

Josh was dropping some hot egg drop soup after last night.

by diarrhea_king69 May 10, 2018

Egg Swapping

When you stick an egg up your ass so it gets hard boiled by your body heat and then you and your boy kiss your ass holes together and you shit the egg into your boys ass.

You: Bruh you wanna try egg swapping?
Your boy: Ah hell ya!

by papa_thirsto May 10, 2018

Egg Head

Chloe Remick

If Chloe gets another concussion, the yolk will run out of her egg head

Shut up egg head

by Leedle 12 August 5, 2018

egg yolk spill

the beautiful runny action that happens when you cut an egg yolk in half

That egg yolk spill looks like the abscess I drained for my patient last week

by sdfsdfsdfsdfsdfasldfj3 September 15, 2018

Egg-head

One with a head resembling an egg or a bean.

"You're egg-head won't fit in the motorcycle helmet"

by Mr-Bean October 8, 2018