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Dutch Motorboat

When a guy farts during sexual intercourse and it vibrates the penis inside the vagina causing a vibrating effect.
Well that "dutch motorboat " was gross , but strangely it felt good...still gross.
by mj1987 May 7, 2016
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dutch erick

The sexual act of pissing in a girl while having ball slapping sex with her
Wow! I can't believe he dutch erick'd me.
by XxXGarage420XxX October 9, 2016
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dutch knife

The Dutch Knife is the weapon of choice for stabbing your project manager from a seated position, which is accomplished by having freakishly long Dutch arms. Usually following a disparaging remark made about your overall performance as a web developer.
Stan kept mocking Larry about how de never met his Sprint Objectives, so LArry reach out and shanked him with his Dutch Knife.
by bigbald January 20, 2017
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Dutch Load

The act of Windmilling/Helicoptering ones penis while simultaneously ejaculating.
Mark: Hey Dan, don't Windmill your dick too hard or it might turn into a Dutch Load.
Dan: Don't worry man, I'm about to nail this Meatcopter!
by Kaibalover232 October 17, 2019
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Dutch Windmill

When two people sit face to face, one on the others lap and defecate into the toilet basin at the same time, legs spread in all four directions forming a windmill.
“Hey Gaz are you going to be long in there, I’m touching cloth here mate?”
Sorry buddy I’m having a real battle with this one, I’ll be a while yet, but feel free to come on in and Dutch windmill with me if you can’t wait any longer.
by Guignol September 12, 2021
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dutch slumber

A very long sleep, induced by imbibing Dutch liquor, which has been known to last for months, years or even decades. It often follows encounters with bands of mysterious Dutchmen in the Castkill Mountains of southern New York state.

Modern scholars agree that, historically, Dutch slumber has mostly been used for innocent purposes - e.g., as a prerequisite to the Dutch Rudder maneuver or general tickle mischief - and is not intended to cause harm to the slumberer.
Upon waking from his dutch slumber, Rip Wan Winkle found that he had missed the American Revolution.

I thought Lars was offering me his liquor as a toast to our friendship, until I noticed the immediate drowsiness; I woke up 6 weeks later from a dutch slumber, surrounded by empty bottles and feather ticklers.
by spagett November 1, 2021
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Dutch Recliner

A practice in which two people poop in the same toilet, at the same time. One participant sits on the toilet normally and allows the other participant to poop between the legs of the participant on the toilet. For the entire action to be a Dutch recliner, the poop of each participant must stack.
Nick and Dave did a wicked dutch recliner the other day.
by UncircumcisedAnalLover July 15, 2021
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