Lucky Deuce

While you jerk-off and take a shit at the same time, you “hit the jackpot” if you cum and drop a deuce at the same time.

Unexpectedly, I had a Lucky Deuce while I was sitting on the toilet.

by Pancreas Man January 8, 2018

Deucing

A way to say goodbye similar to peace out. Deucing out

Nah I’m not deucing just yet.

by pinkshorts2118 July 27, 2021

deuce-chills

n. a sensation of coldness and/or shivers, accompanied by extreme embarrasement for another person.

I got some serious deuce-chills when Goo told that joke-- Nobody laughed!

by Goo-punch December 24, 2008

Double deuce

Aka (a Deuce and a half) when one has a bowel movement, stands up to leave and by the act of standing, loosens another piece of feces and and one has to abandon the plan to leave the bathroom to go back,sit down and finish it again.

Also know as a gmc jimmy ton and a half truck Circa ww2.

Grampa told me about his war times and the big trucks he worked on, like the double deuce.

by Bonnie mc fucking cannon June 26, 2024

The Deuce

Where you’re felching then you mistakenly or purposefully drop a dingleberry into the receiving mouth.

I did the deuce on a grindr hookup this afternoon.

by Mary59443 October 22, 2023

Deuce

2 ounces of Codeine cough syrup

Deuce - “I just dropped 2 Deuces of Tec in the sprite”

by Hood_rich3000k November 23, 2023

deuce

A massive fucking shit and can also be used towards a person who is a dumb fuck and nobody likes them

Yo you no that kid who walks with his head forward all the time and he has no neck, Hes actually a deuce

by orphan kicker27 November 16, 2021