crusty cone

jerking off your partner but waiting 'til morning to eat the cum

no breakfast for me, thanks! that crusty cone filled me up.

by anonymous March 28, 2004

crusty flick

A rocket league maneuveour

Person 1: "Yo Zach I just did a crusty flick"
Person 2 (zach) : " Yo I smell awful all the time"

by Dingleflap69420 October 27, 2020

Crusty

Slutty, and skanky. A little bit trashy and not even classy. Gets around and is sort of a hoe.

"Did you hear about Sav? she's soooo crusty!" "Sydney looking crusttyyy"

by kcKCkc February 26, 2015

Crusty dusty Rastafarian

Someone from Carribbean descent who worships Jah and does nothing but sit on his ass all day smoking weed

Look at that crusty dusty Rastafarian smoking weed

by daddyswagbob February 10, 2021

crusties

when you put your dick in some girls ass and it has crustie shit

babe get the crusties out of your ass

by peterduck685 July 31, 2016

musty, crusty & dusty

used to describe someone who is old and weird.
used to describe someone who tries to be quirky but in fact is just lame. especially when they always make 'ur mom' jokes.

Jane: "Hey. Is that your new coach? He looks a little old though."
Amy: "Yea, unfortunately. He's musty, crusty & dusty. He always likes to nag us but doesn't train us that well either."

Ben: "Do you know who's my favourite person in the world?"
Tim: "Who ? Is it me?"
Ben: "LOL no. It's your mom"
Tim: "WTH. That's not that funny. You're musty, crusty & dusty."

by i like ur mom March 26, 2022

Crusty Taco

Some nasty ass pussy with eye crust in it,smells like a salmon took a bath in horse shit.

You fuck that broad? Nah man she had a crusty taco had to drop a bitch off.

by Brookayjugs June 9, 2018