Depressed Cowboy Syndrome

A hardcore republican with zero self-awareness. Usually has a chronic fear of girls from the goth community.

"Man that dudes corny as fuck he def got Depressed Cowboy Syndrome"

by $$Definition June 20, 2023

bud light cowboy

A bud light cowboy is a person who thinks drinking beer and driving a truck makes them country. Typically lives in a a big house off daddy's money. Loves post 9/11 "country" " music".

does that bud light cowboy really think he's country? How cute.

by SmashTheState August 16, 2023

cowboy style grind

A fluid motion done by bringing the pelvic area back and forth in one continuous motion

She does a good Cowboy style Grind!

by garrett8910 April 21, 2011

riding the cotton cowboy

When a girl is horny and straddles their pillow and grinds on it to get herself off..

I got caught riding the cotton cowboy, so I was told to wash all the pillows now

by JuicyTroll June 21, 2015

cowboy tone digz

The hot sexy cowboy from the pat mcafee show

Pat Mcafee: One half of the hammer DAHN!, cowboy tone digz is here

by Fiendish end October 23, 2023

job for cowboy

It is fucking hardcore

dude lets go mosh to a job for cowboy breakdown

by matthew 66676 May 29, 2008

The Legendary Stardust Cowboy

Artist who has performed novelty songs including the hit "Paralyzed". The artist gives the illusion during the song that he has gone completely mad.

"Did you hear The Legendary Stardust Cowboy singing? Man what's his problem?"

by JPJP May 20, 2007