Cookies & Creme

When a man ejaculates into an Oreo™ cookie and forces himself to eat it whilst dipping it into a cup of his own "milk".

Jackson was so hungry and horny last night that he did a Cookies & Creme on himself.

by Problemo Pan February 4, 2021

asshole cookie

It’s when their are little shits caught in your butt hair and it looks like chocolate chips

Damn I don’t want to eat you ass it looks like an asshole cookie

by Cookiemonsta123456789 February 15, 2018

cookie duff

a girl with a nice tight butt

That girl standing in line has a nice little cookie duff

by DadaC October 1, 2013

cookie muffin

-similiar to the term "schnookums" but with a more realistic spin

-A silly, cutesy name used to show affection to people and pets. It is especially overly used with boyfriends and tiny dogs.

What shall I ever do without my cookie muffin?

by sweetpenguins December 12, 2010

Cookie Crisps

Every young child’s favorite cereal, along with trix and captain crunch. It’s amazing it’s cookies and milk. It get a 10/10

Young child 1: I like cookie crisps
Young child 2: same
Young child 3: same
Young child 4: same

by MazDavidson August 12, 2020

Cookie Quencher

Another one of milk's many pseudonyms.

Milk is the quencher of cookies, therefore it is a cookie quencher.

Damn these cookies won't digest. I need a cookie quencher!

by The Right v Wrong April 27, 2009

cookie rubbing

It's when two men, typically Rico and Fang, coordinate a time and place to rub their butt cheeks together and say "COOKIES!"

Did you say you were going to go cookie rubbing with Joey tomorrow night? Sign me up!

by jssynth July 10, 2020