Cookie Ninja

Someone who is extremely proficient at stealing cookies without being spotted, regardless of how many people are in the vicinity.

Guy sees cookie.
Guy reaches for cookie.
Cookie disappears.
Guy cries.
Cookie Ninja has won.

by DLTZ April 28, 2013

Broken Cookie

Meaning girls private part, vagina, pussy

Hey man, want to go to the bar to try and get some broken cookie?

by OSAMABINLADENISDADDY September 29, 2021

Crooky cookies

When your at a friend or relative's house and the cookie something super disgusting but you pretend you love it and you say to yourself I gotta crooky cookie it which means you got to get out of there now

(* this is discusting I better crooky cookies this or I'm finna die*)

by Xxmeowmeow. January 25, 2019

penis cookie

"Penis cookie" is what Mars calls people when trying to insult them.

"u penis cookie"

by c.ase_y January 26, 2022

Fucked the Cookie

When you do a random online search and you are constantly bombarded with ads for that item.

I only looked up butt plugs on eBay that one time and now I'm getting ads on Facebook! I must have really fucked the cookie.

by Leonhart January 9, 2019

Quiffle Cookie

A very rough and non elegant queef ,with a yeast baking smell to follow.

Shane walked into the department and stated: " wow it smells like someone baked a double batch of quiffle cookies".

by Sironius April 2, 2016

wildberry cookie

it's one of the new cookies in cookie run kingdom

P 1: hey do have u have wildberry cookie
p 2: no ):
P 1: ha ha i got him
P 2: f you

by Hi is hello May 10, 2022