After one grinds up coffee beans, he may place them in a coffee filter and place it in the coffee machine then fill it with water and turn it on and wait for it to brew. Alternatively, he could pour the methamphetamine mixture and let the filter catch the crystals, scrape them out and sell them, then add the coffee to the filter and have the kickest ass fucking pot of coffee ever brewed.
by Mr. F November 29, 2004
Person 1: Dude this coffee tastes like shit
Person 2: Of course it does, i left a coffee bean in your kettle, why would you drink that you dumb fuck
Person 1: I was wondering what that smell in my kitchen for the last 3 days was
Person 2: Yer you should have smelt it when i first boiled it, i nearly died
Person 2: Of course it does, i left a coffee bean in your kettle, why would you drink that you dumb fuck
Person 1: I was wondering what that smell in my kitchen for the last 3 days was
Person 2: Yer you should have smelt it when i first boiled it, i nearly died
by Novelty Turd November 22, 2007
The coffee table at The Ave. Trust me, you will find EVERYTHING except coffee on this son of a bitch. The main thing that will stand out is the dab rig and it's wax, this is the key part of everything avetard related. You will also find a shit ton of beer and White Claw cans from the past four nights. This table is always filled so much random and useless junk because avetards are lazy and can't accept responsibility to ever clean it.
I was drinking a White Claw at The Ave and I tried to put my can down on the avetard coffee table but there was no fucking space because there was so much trash and a million other empty cans on that fucker.
by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019
by I, Wreckerrr October 19, 2016
It means to grab a coffee and chill with your friends and or partner, but it is also a code for sex. When you ask someone to "Cotch n Coffee" it will have to depend on the circumstances so there will be a different meaning for it.
Circumstance 1:
Dave: Do you wanna cotch 'n' coffee?
Anne: Yeah ill come round yours in a bit
Dave: See you in a bit then
Circumstance 2:
Dave: Cotch 'n' Coffee?
Alex: Yeah man starbucks?
Dave: Calm man, meet you there around 2.
Dave: Do you wanna cotch 'n' coffee?
Anne: Yeah ill come round yours in a bit
Dave: See you in a bit then
Circumstance 2:
Dave: Cotch 'n' Coffee?
Alex: Yeah man starbucks?
Dave: Calm man, meet you there around 2.
by jkbjk February 11, 2017
The definition of a Jerma joke.
by Navybog February 15, 2018
i gave he the mr coffee last night
by curtis lewis October 17, 2006