closet jew

someone who hides their jewish identity

Paul Rudd is a closet jew just like Cary Grant.

by hairinmymouth March 22, 2009

closet gangster

Someone who dresses preppy,emo, or of some other 'trend' but truly inside they are gangster. Enjoy gangster music, gangster clothes,gangster boys or girls.

DAMN kelci and christen are closet gangsters

by kelci christen December 30, 2008

close call

That moment when you're pulling your pants down and sitting on a toilet at the same time, and your shit starts.

Guy 1: man that was a close call, I wasn't even fully on the toilet.

Guy 2: did you make a mess?

Guy 1: a little bit, but at least we're in MacDonald's.

by shitpantsmcgee March 10, 2014

playing me close

Defined as aggressively watching, or following a persons every move.

"Man my damn boss be playing me close".

by Javi mane September 14, 2015

fudi chuse

A person whi sucks the juice out of a fanny!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, that was lovely. I must be a fudi chuse?

by yoshimitsu September 22, 2003

Closed beta

The developmental stage of a video game or software that a select group of people, by invite, contest, pre purchase, get to test it out for bugs

Hey I just got an invite to the closed beta for battlefield 1.

by 8R4/\/|)0/\/ August 10, 2016

close your ass

The order of requesting that somebody cease from talking pure unrefined bullshit from their mouth.

John Sopcak, please close your ass if you have no idea of what you're talking about.

by Close Your Ass January 10, 2017