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Alarm Clock

A homemade bomb; specifically one with a timer.
Better get outta here soon, the alarm clock is gonna go off!
by All Mighty Allah November 9, 2016
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Verify Your Clock

Tno reference made by cringe Taboritsky larpers
Person 1: What happened to alexei
Person 2: He lives and im going to verify my clock to make sure its not midnight
:Verify your clock instensifies:
by Pool-Hul June 3, 2024
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Alarm Clock Pizza

When you get really drunk and order a pizza online after the store has closed. You forget that you ordered a pizza because you were drunk and there is a pizza in the stores queue in the morning. They proceed to deliver the pizza when they reopen in the morning. You hear a knock on your door while you are sleeping and in the doorway stands the pizza man who just served as your alarm clock.
**Knock Knock**
Ben (answers door): Damnit Blake! did you order a pizza last night?
Blake: I don't think so, we were pretty drunk though let me check my app.
Blake: Ah shit, looks like I ordered a pizza at 3:30am last night.
Ben: Classic, another alarm clock pizza.
by pussylicker12 October 19, 2016
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clock it

when you get roasted so bad you dont know what to say
girl 1: thats why you cant pull guys
girl 2: thats why your built like a bus
boy: CLOCK ITTT
girl 1: …
by by lylah and maisie June 20, 2025
mugGet the clock itmug.

clock block

The tiny clock in the middle of your blackberry screen which prevents you from living your life and/or viewing large pages of porn.
Sorry mate I coudnt reply to your BBM because I had clock block
by BBMessy January 1, 2012
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clock z's

"I got some free time. I'm gonna clock some z's"

"I am so fucking tired! I gotta clock z's"
by Caliado December 1, 2014
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