Get the Finder Launchpad Final Cut Pro Google Chrome VLC Calendar Music Notes FaceTime Messages Maps Preview Clock QuickTime Player Weather System Settings Calculator Logic Pro Motion Keynote OBS Downloads Trash spider
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 8, 2024
Get the Finder Launchpad Final Cut Pro Google Chrome VLC Calendar Music Notes FaceTime Messages Maps Preview Clock QuickTime Player Weather System Settings Calculator Logic Pro Motion Keynote OBS Downloads Trashmug. by All Mighty Allah November 9, 2016
Get the Alarm Clockmug. Person 1: What happened to alexei
Person 2: He lives and im going to verify my clock to make sure its not midnight
:Verify your clock instensifies:
Person 2: He lives and im going to verify my clock to make sure its not midnight
:Verify your clock instensifies:
by Pool-Hul June 3, 2024
Get the Verify Your Clockmug. When you get really drunk and order a pizza online after the store has closed. You forget that you ordered a pizza because you were drunk and there is a pizza in the stores queue in the morning. They proceed to deliver the pizza when they reopen in the morning. You hear a knock on your door while you are sleeping and in the doorway stands the pizza man who just served as your alarm clock.
**Knock Knock**
Ben (answers door): Damnit Blake! did you order a pizza last night?
Blake: I don't think so, we were pretty drunk though let me check my app.
Blake: Ah shit, looks like I ordered a pizza at 3:30am last night.
Ben: Classic, another alarm clock pizza.
Ben (answers door): Damnit Blake! did you order a pizza last night?
Blake: I don't think so, we were pretty drunk though let me check my app.
Blake: Ah shit, looks like I ordered a pizza at 3:30am last night.
Ben: Classic, another alarm clock pizza.
by pussylicker12 October 19, 2016
Get the Alarm Clock Pizzamug. girl 1: thats why you cant pull guys
girl 2: thats why your built like a bus
boy: CLOCK ITTT
girl 1: …
girl 2: thats why your built like a bus
boy: CLOCK ITTT
girl 1: …
by by lylah and maisie June 20, 2025
Get the clock itmug. The tiny clock in the middle of your blackberry screen which prevents you from living your life and/or viewing large pages of porn.
by BBMessy January 1, 2012
Get the clock blockmug. by Caliado December 1, 2014
Get the clock z'smug.