clocked your chain

When you can’t remember “clocked your tea”, instead it’s a chain!

“Ooooh…He clocked your-clocked your chain!”

by YouKattobekiddingme March 3, 2025

Clocked

An act of windmilling your dick for an hour to impress your girl.

Damn, did you hear he clocked his girl last night.

by Whiteboy4 January 31, 2023

cloud,clock

Cloud, clock

cloud,clock

by cloud clock December 12, 2020

potato alarm clock

When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.

Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!

by Hoeazzbetch November 23, 2021

Tom O’ Clock

Falling asleep before 10 pm, even on weekends.

Fuckin Tom knocked at Tom O’ Clock, on Friday night...

by Camye March 18, 2019

Clocked

blocked

My nose is clocked

by 16@salma@askar October 29, 2022

Kuntikintae Clock

A unit of measuring time regarding someone who's punctuality gene was switched off at birth,Punctually challenged

There is no rush, (Kuntikintae) said she was on her way so we likely won't see her for 12 to 48+hrs because she operates on the Kuntikintae Clock

by Chef Boy R Deranged June 6, 2025