chocolate boy

'Chocoltae Boy' is a term used to denote a male (usually straight) who takes impeccable care over his appearance. He will invariably be sunbed tanned and have spiky hair.

That Josh, he thinks he's chocolate, he's a chocolate boy.

by Andy Williams September 17, 2003

chocolate-neko

An op of CaffeineLounge, she has worked the chat since the room began. Often less abusive than most other operators, but actively enjoys the sport of kicking. Her name translates to "chocolate-cat", which earned her the nickname food-cat (administered by j2n4me and TheArcticBanana).

She has been mimiced in a #CaffeineLounge film starring TheBadassDevil. And she lives in Canada, in case you were curious.

<chocolate-neko> hai

by j2n4me March 6, 2005

chocolate gut

The heavy constipant fealing you get in your bowls after eating to much chocolate.

"I pigged out at Easter and now I have a bad case of chocolate gut"

by Its Me Lenny March 21, 2008

Chocolate River

1: Willy Wonka's magical river made of pure, home grown chocolate, running right through the heart of the Wonka Factory.

2: Your Rectum

1: (Augustus) "HMMMMM CHOCOLATE!!!!"

2: "Mate, i had a curry the other night, turned my asshole into a chocolate river!"

by Kris Ryan September 30, 2008

chocolate bullshit

-noun

1. a lie or exaggeration which seeks to make an undesirable object or situation seem more appealing than it actually is by using overly positive language and information.

I don't know, Mike, it sounds like some chocolate bullshit to me. Going to the ballet with you and your girlfriend doesn't sound like it'll be the most fun I've had since our Reagan's Dead! party.

by The Real Sweet T December 4, 2009

Chocolate Cheese Stick

The act of shoving an cheese stick (fried or otherwise) up one's anus.

My penis was broken so I gave my partner a chocolate cheese stick. We ate it afterwards.

by thecorky1 July 27, 2011

Chocolate Flashback

This is when a transsexual prostitute really needs to take a dump and she squats by a tree in a prime touristic location (e.g. l'Arc de Triumphe in Paris) and unloads a monster shit whilst smiling and smoking a cigarette, and doesn’t wipe or wash her hands after.

Person 1: WTF???!!! (calls friend)

Person 2: (answers the phone) whats up champ?
Person 1: T-bone, look out the window, theres a real chocolate flashback taking place!!
Person 2: Scrumptious!!!

by Champ Perkins September 29, 2011