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Chav Week

Chav Week is a week celebrated two weeks after fathers day. It is used to celebrate the douches and dickheads of modern society by pretending and or being like a chav. The most common way to celebrate chav week is by dressing up and speaking like a chav.

A male chav genuinly consists of
-Chains
-black clothing or bright flamboyant clothing
- baggy trousers
-Roadman/Cockney accent. One or the other

Basically try to be the one priveliged guy in "the hood"

A female chav consists of
-Chains
-A shit ton of makeup
-Can be fat
-genuinely black clothing but less then the male type
-Cockney accent
-Hella annoying

If you already fit all these categories, I'm afraid to say. You are a chav
Damn bro are you excited for chav week?
by EhRandomPLsSub June 24, 2022
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Chav

A white person in Northern England (in a boy's case) who tries to act black by using MLE but using it to the point where they sound retarded and cringy and wears tracksuits all the time thinking they're the shit but in reality, they look like dumb fucks. Honestly I hate them little shits.

Whereas the female version of a chav is when a white girl puts an awful amount of tan to the point where they look like normani from fifth harmony, wears loud tracksuits thinking they look like paris hilton but in reality they look like a baby with down syndrome. You may see them in tik tok, that's how they usually look. You will see them mostly in ireland (basically everywhere in the UK but london but there's a tiny population of them there). They are usually very rude.
Your dumbass: Why does that irish traveller, Miranda look like that? She's almost the colour of beyonce!
Me: She's a chav.
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Chav Mecca

A town or city which is perfect for chavs to inhabit. In these areas, expect to find lots of chavs!
Have you seen that dump of a city down there? it's an absolute chav Mecca with a McDonald's within a stone's throw of the cinema and a Halford's across the road. Perfect for chavs to thrive in.
by Cazaam January 4, 2015
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chav

a man who hates women, typically of european descent
yeah that dude is such a chav! he hates women so much.
by pooopydoo August 2, 2022
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chav

Chavs are english shmicks that walk the streets drinking, fighting, causing violence and disturbing the peace. They generally wear a full North Face tracksuit, with TN Nike shoes or 97s. They walk around screaming and shouting, hitting cars with stones and drunk after having 3 beers thinking that their mad.
"Look at Jack, he's such a chav these days."
"Yea he really is, he's had one beer and he is already acting drunk"
by stevey the pro April 13, 2021
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Bemmy Chavs

basically the kids that think they are hard really most of them are usually at bemerton heath harlequins FC or usually hanging out near the bus stop on a school day how you know that someone is a bemmy chav is if someone is wearing a puffer jacket and doing some shit chavs do
mate these bemmy chavs though
by big fat tubby December 29, 2022
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Chav

by Eztliiiii May 8, 2021
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