Personal Chart

A chart (i.e. a list), generally music-based, determined by ones personal taste.

Commonly personal singles charts are a list of what one person's current favourite music is, and is compiled by themselves. The chart will typically change every week, like national charts, the positions moving such that some older songs make way for newer songs. Typically a single may climb the chart to its peak position then move downward until it drops out but patterns may differ.

Oxymoron by 11:59 is currently number one on the NM personal chart.

by Bylli June 17, 2009

laughing charles

a sex act where a guy shoots his load into a girls mouth. Before she spits or swallows, he tells her a funny joke, causing the jizz to shoot out of the girls nose.

Jenks; dude, last night kelsey wanted to know what a laughing charles was, but her friend matt stopped it from happening

Sam; that woulda been funny

by jenkswithacamaro July 9, 2009

Saint Charles Plague

Text message generated Swine flu hysteria, or a good reason to skip school.

Q: I heard 900 some kids called in sick in Saint Charles today, how'd that happen?

A: Nice weather outside, Swine flu in the news, text messaging technology.... all added up a Saint Charles Plague (OPPORTUNITY)!

by MULIDO October 23, 2009

Flash-Charge

When your cell phone is dying but you don't have the time to sit and wait for it to fully charge so you leave it in there for a little while so that when you take it out of the charger your phone thinks it has a full battery power.

This often leads to your phone losing battery life and eventually dying on you shortly later after a few texts or calls.

Jane: Why didn't you pick up your phone!
John: It's dead.
Jane: But I saw you take it from the charger before you left.
John: I Flash-Charged it for 20 minutes, and after 5 texts it was done.

by Secret Justin January 30, 2010

Green Charms

weed! This is what noobs use when they want to get high.

Oscar, did you bring money to buy green charms later?

by LocDeMty June 23, 2011

Pocket Charging

When someone'a loins are awakened by the sight of an attractive person in the vicinity.

She's got me pocket charging so hard right now.

I hope she doesn't notice I'm pocket charging.

by FuriousQueso October 25, 2014

Snark Chariot

n. an ill-tempered man-beast whose body consists not of meat, bones, and skin, but rather 185 lbs. of well-defined, fully ambulatory fat. Biting sarcasm is his paint, the keyboard is his brush, and the seedy underbelly of the Internet is his canvas. Known to have an unwieldy head of hair, poor eyesight, and hostility toward ampersands.

"I served with Snark Chariot. I knew Snark Chariot. Snark Chariot was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Snark Chariot."

by Snark Chariot February 5, 2015