Carpet Bass

Carpet Bass is mythical fish often blamed for lost or missing items. Espeically for items that are dropped and then immediately can't be found. Carpet bass are know to be especially prevelent in dryers and the floors of cars.

Dammit, I dropped my lighter and now I can't find it. The carpet bass must have eaten it.

by ThreeHills May 18, 2007

Carpet cake

When a guy with a beard goes down on an unshaven woman and leaves crumbs from the beard to the minge.

Went down on my girlfriend after dinner and accidentally carpet caked her.

by Carpet caker September 05, 2021

Carpet muncher

A person who eats pubic hair

Man you suck me so much your a carpet muncher

by Poison53 January 25, 2018

Carpet muncher

A male or female who eats hairy c00chie

“Shut up you fucking carpet muncher”

“Nasty ahh carpet muncher”

by Lannah with the shyts November 27, 2021

Carpet muncher

Someone who like eat from the fury cup (pussy)

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"See that girl over there she's a carpet muncher "

by Doobie 74 September 30, 2019

Carpet muncher

Someone who drives a Subaru

Lachlan is known as a carpet muncher for driving a Subaru Forester

by Lesbianqueeeen November 16, 2021

Carpet Muncher

A life-form dancing on the spot

Oh they were fit as fiddles, those carpet munchers

by Elitelixir April 24, 2023