calling it twits

tweeting your suicide note

calling it twits y'all, text it <3

by fartsnott March 13, 2011

Dissed Call

When you call someone, they check the screen on their phone, see it's you - and proceed to NOT answer.

You: /Ring /Ring /Ring

Person (likely a fresh, young hottie): (Thinking to themselves): "Fuck this guy."

You: Ugh. I just got a dissed call from that chick I met at the bar two nights ago.

by Le Duque October 30, 2009

Simp call

When a female posts something online in the hope that some man of poor will will satisfy her

"Oh my god i feel so insecure right now, i'll simp call to get attention"

"Did you see Frank's comment on that girl's selfie?

-"Looks like he fell for the simp call

by Nenets June 23, 2020

Call it up

Meaning to stop or call it quits

Also means to call a person over

Example 1- "hey I think we should call it up"

Example 2- "hey call her up over here" (or) "hey call him up and over"

by Frfrbae November 17, 2019

Beaver call

The act of taking a deep breath and blowing it into the vagina during oral sex then release, the sound created mimics the queef but trumps it in comparison.

Adrian woke up the entire house performing the Beaver call on his old lady last night.

by Jdfire October 10, 2018

Stone Call

Kind of like drunk dialing, except you call someone while high.
Usually a bad idea.

Yeah I kind of stone called you.

by bb+af November 22, 2011

Call Of Duty

A shooter game full of lag server bullshit, campers, noobs, noobtubers, 360 fanboys, spammers, little kids, and hackers. Join a match and you spawn and you already get killed by a chopper gunner killing everybody in the same spawn point. You steal someone's care package and later you receive a message by the "owner of the care package" cursing you out calling you a faggot because there was a gunship inside it. You also spawn and you get killed by a random tomahawk, and then you hear people screaming and getting orgasms over the mic because of how "epic that was". You slam your console and start going super saiyan in your room and next day you go on youtube and there you are on the featured video of "Epic Tomahawk Kill across the map". Next day you play search and destroy and while you are defusing the bomb 3-3 tied and suddenly you get knifed. You and everyone else look at the ending killcam and you are getting teabagged and raped and then knifed. You kick your console and it shuts down and you turn super saiyan 9000.

*Player gets noobtubed*

Player: What the f*ck man?! I hate noobtube campers! Ima kick your ass you f*cking cheater. Ima no scope your ass so you feel embarrased you fag!

*Player turns around a corner and no scopes and misses in front of his face and then he gets knifed*

Player:.............................I quit this sh*t. Call of duty is garbage! I swear this game is garbage!

by connorsimpson May 24, 2017