Butthole Blowjob

Its like a blowjob, but with a butthole. Yes, it sounds similar to anal, but I can assure you it is much better.

"Dude, *insert slutty name here* gave me an awesome Butthole Blowjob last night."

by Ragefulredhead April 17, 2020

butthole

when you have eaten you go to the toilet which is basically a funeral home for food, it comes out in chunks

person: oh ya that was the spot butthole:fair well solider

by gabby turns November 25, 2019

butthole price

The price of a good or service that is equivalent to being forcefully raped in the ass because you could have paid a lot less else where.

I don't shop at dealerships, because they charge butthole prices.

by Wougits & Wisc May 8, 2016

motorboating butthole

When you are tailgating someone so closely you could gargle with their exhaust pipe.

Christian was motorboating butthole so much on the freeway, im surprised he didnt wreck.

by anonymous January 27, 2025

Trumps Butthole

A beautiful piece of art, and might be the only good part about the president Trump. It is crusty, musty, and dusty. Also, about 28 things crawled up there and died. It's also very smelly.

Why does your room smell like Trumps Butthole?

by MilaTheSheWolf June 29, 2018

Butthole Lips

Butthole Lips Are Lips That Are Big In Size Or Filled With Filler To Be Bigger In Size To The Point Where It Looks Like A Butthole, It Looks Like You Have Butthole Lips And Or A Gaping Butthole.

Al: Yo You Got Butthole Lips Now?!

Sammy: I Wanted To Fill My Lips Out Because Everyone Was Making Fun Of My Thin Lips Saying That’s Why I Can Whistle So Good A Coyote Can Hear It A Mile Away.

Al: Listen, Bigger Isn’t Always Better, What Looks Good On Others Won’t Look Good On You , Lips That Big Aren’t Natural Or Attractive , You Just Gave Into Peer Pressure And A Temporary Trend Now Congrats You Can Whisper Into Your Own Ears Now Some Sense

by Hopkins Will Rock Jada March 19, 2024

butthole shielding

When you squeeze your asscheeks together to protect your butthole. A person who executes this act is likely doing it for one of two reasons:

1) To hold in a turd when you really have to take a shit
2) Protect yourself from butt rape

Person 1: Why is Carly walking so funny? I bet she had anal for the first time last night and her asshole hurts! WHORE!
Person 2: It looks like she is actually butthole shielding. I bet she has diarrhea.

by laserboy January 8, 2016