Butt Gut

An abdominal abnormality in which a fat persons stomach ressembles a butt.

"Oh My God! His gut is so fat it looks like a butt! A BUTT GUT!"

by LargerCharger1 November 9, 2009

touch butt

The act of adult horseplay in which two men competitively try to touch each-others butts while defending there own butts. Often played in the park with a man sporting a ponytail. A term made popular by Nate Diaz during a UFC press conference.

You were playing touch butt with that dork in the park!

by Lump Loaf August 9, 2016

Butt Rice

Little dried up pieces of toilet paper remnant from wiping ass. Mainly found when they fall out into underwear or in a bed. These remnants are damp and rolled up into little strips from wiping, once dry they resemble dry or uncooked rice. More are made the hairier the ass crack is. Sometimes seen or referred to as Dirty Butt Rice which is when the remnant paper has been stained light brown from fecal mater on it.

That bitch is nasty, while she was in the kitchen I was getting in her bed and I found butt rice between the sheets.

by Chuck G January 11, 2009

Butt Piston

n: When one is fucking a girl in the ass and she flatuses and the penis is ejected with gas pressure.

Timmy was fucking this girl in the ass when she farted and turned his penis into a Butt Piston.

by Trees DT November 29, 2009

butt nut

A large-sized dingleberry, which clings to the hair or wool around the anus.

When she examined her anus in the shower, her fingers encountered a butt nut the size of a soy bean.

by Al January 24, 2003

Mississippi Mudd Butt

Would normally be referred as diarrhea, but is horribly worse. M.M.B. could result in a rectal prolapse and death. This horrid case of explosive shit squirts creates a stench so horrible that can erode iron, cause brain aneurysms, will knock a man unconscious within a 69 mile radius. M.M.B. is normally caused by malnutrition and consuming more than 3 prunes in 2 minutes. There was once a man who had a case ofM.M.B., he did not live to tell his story. While using the bathroom, the blast of his M.M.B rocketed him off the toilet, thrashing his limp body to the solid pavement. The force of the impact broke all of his bones, paralyzed him then killed him instantly. Learn from his experience.

D00d, I think I might have Mississippi Mudd Butt . Its br00ta1, I need to use your shitter.

by [zook] LYMON June 24, 2009

butt cheese

The accumulation of feces, toilet paper, lint, and other detritus in the area between the buttocks. With time and mechanical action, assuming the appropriate binding elements are present, butt cheese takes a granular form which is known as dingleberries. Uncontrolled, butt cheese can progress beyond dingleberries to dinglebombs or in the vernacular "butt grapes"

"I need to go re-wipe, or my butt cheese will be a nice crop of dingleberries by supper"

by John Doyle February 25, 2005