brandon lathrop

a gay guy that cheats and thinks hes all of that when he is just a gay homosexual that gits pleasure from gurls hateing him and gitting pleasuered by his mom

brandon lathrop is gay

by jeffery OG August 6, 2011

Dark Brandon

a movement full of patriotic Americans who are fed up with MAGA's bullshit.

MAGA wouldn't stop making threats of violence so Dark Brandon had to whoop their sorry asses.

by summer_ass_cheese August 28, 2022

Joe Brandon

Joe Biden's alter ego. After hearing “Let’s Go Brandon” 123355789000000000000000000 times, he thinks his name is Joe Brandon now.

Joe Brandon: Name’s Joe, but my friends call me Brandon.

by Evan Lang December 22, 2021

Brandon's garage

The coldest place known to man, all the boys slay pussy in the cavities and sometimes you get an eggy cunt who is a pussy trying to fight you. After being in the garage for a while somebody punches a pregnant woman and dies

Salty cunt: you going to Brandon's garage next week
Spik: no I don't wanna die cause I'm a pussy

by Real niggah 123 March 22, 2017

Brandon Flowers

The lead singer and pianist of The Killers. Also the hottest man alive and a musical genius. He was born on June 21 1981. He was born in las vegas moved to Utah when he was 8 moved back to vegas his junior year of high school and now has moved back to Utah. He is mormon and has 4 sisters and 1 brother while he is the youngest. He loves humus and his teeth are fake because when he had braces as a teenager when they took them off pieces of his teeth came with them so they put fake ones in that has become his amazing pearly white smile. He has a wife and 3 boys. Also did I mention that he is the hottest man ever and he has the most beautiful voice ever and he is really hot i mean REEEEAAAALLLLY HOT. Also really cut and adorable and shy. He also has big and really AMAZING biceps.

I love Brandon Flowers. I will meet Brandon Flowers one day and then i will die because the excitement and Brandon Flowers amazing voice, looks, biceps, and personality will be to strong for me so I will just die.

by I Love Brandon Flowers November 13, 2017

Brandon Kim

A very insecure person. He has chappy lips all the time and an erect Johnnie all the time. He is a complete ladies man. He loves his women, Katherine Wu, Lauren Shim, Jisoo Park, and Joshua Nam. He thinks he is good at basketball, but he is. He is the best basketball players out there. He is very good at mandarin, and is rich. He is rich but dresses homeless. Get yourself a Brandon, a skinny, fat, sexy mother fucker

Jisoo: Hi Brandon
Brandon: Hi katherine wu!

I want to be Brandon Kim for Halloween because a Brandon Kim is someone who scares everybody.

by thatniggadean October 10, 2019

Brandon Moment

A moment of time in which a person has a large amount of stupidity and forgets something trivial or important.

1. "Dude, you have to see this!" *shows* *moments later* "Dude, you have to see this!"

2. "I think you're the only person in the world not to use Trishula's effect when you summon it." "Yeah, you just had a Brandon Moment."

by ColdKlaus September 2, 2011