go read a book

leave/go home/masturbate/shut up

origin: San Anselmo, CA, THE CHAMBER

i'll meat up with you guys kater i gotta read a book

god your being annoying just go read a book!

by Larry July 29, 2004

Book of Mormon

A wonderful book showing the true history of life on the American continent. It is another testament of Jesus Christ and is used to complement the teachings found in the Bible.

The Book of Mormon has helped me to better understand the Gospel.

by darth_ginger7 July 8, 2016

Bookfucker

Someone who who studies sex manuals all the time and sticks by them for orgasmic pleasure.

Kama sutra followers..... theyre bookfuckers.

by Davethemuncher May 13, 2005

book legger

1920's, A man who deals in suppressed novels, one who deals in salacious books. Derived from boot legger.

I'm looking for a copy of ULYSSES. Who is your book legger?

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

book store

Like a library, except you have to pay for take home use.

People that work at book stores are sexy!

by Joy13 August 20, 2008

Booket

The best booklet you've ever seen!

Did your class read that rad booklet on alternative approaches to vocational therapy?

Yeah. That was a booket, yo!

by Zenobe December 27, 2011

snooka booka

someone who books dates with idiots

note: a snooks or snooka refers to an idiot.

Tim: Jeez. Ruth is going out with that idiot again.
Liz: What a snooka booka!
Tim: hey, at least she's not a hooker

by hella99 May 25, 2006