blowing a cat

To sexually insert your penis into a cat in hopes to produce catgirls, but instead to die of a cat std.

*On a grave* Here lies Ajit Pai, he thought blowing a cat for some catgirls was a good idea and died of chlamydia.

by swagmeansecretlywearegay August 28, 2019

Blow flies

Annoying flies that eat shit & fuck each other

cops are aften refered to as blow flies because if they arent eating shit thier fucking somebody

cop:you coming down town
Bobby:damn, blow flies

by woodywoodfuck September 16, 2009

below blow

1.A super strong ass hit in the mans upper and lower ball area

2.makes men cry

3. hits in balls

1.Michelle got so mad she below blowed me

2.That sexy bitch gave Derreck a below blow so hard, he cried.

3. She below blowed me

by kickass234566778909 March 12, 2008

Blow an assket

Blowing an assket refers to the action of shiting yourself when you are enraged

i got mad when the brewers lost the game, that i accidently had blow an assket, now i have to buy a new pair of pants.

by Funnyguy13 July 31, 2010

blow maintenance

Oral sex duties performed to keep a partner happy.

Sorry I was late for work this morning, I got involved in some blow maintenance with Jimmy.

Chris has a very high minimum daily requirement of blow maintenance.

by Creed Cur February 03, 2012

Blow a hootie

Get (getting) pissed off, or about to get pissed off

"I'm about to blow a hootie!" or "Don't blow a hootie!"

by Ned Rutledge July 18, 2013

Blows Pace

to walk around an office at an extreme pace to ensure that everybody thinks you are very busy, even though you really aren't. The key is not to stop at any time - almost pin-ball like.

Gee, that dude was 100% at Blows Pace, I had no idea he was so busy.

by Jimmy Matthews August 10, 2005