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My blood

Term for someone who's not family but is part of your close friends/ family
by Sorascans February 24, 2020
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Tiger Blood

A shot consisting of liquid cocaine with a splash of grenadine and cherry juice.

This drink may cause you to become a bitchin' rock star from mars.
Man, I saw charlie take a tiger blood last night and it caused his face to melt off.
by GoodOmens83 April 5, 2011
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Blood Fart

Profuse rectal hemoraging during flates
Cleofus ripped a blood fart after Uncle Sketer ass raped him
by Clot Gummer December 19, 2008
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blood mop

I had to go out and get my old lady a box of blood mops.
by BlackChappy June 9, 2007
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Mixed Blood

Being Mixed blooded is having more than one defined nationality and switching from side to side of said nationality.
Day 1
Me: Oi! Bob you silly sheep shagger what are you doing?
Bob: Hey I'm not Welsh I am English!

Day 3
Me: Yo, you silly Brimstone tooth prick whats up?
Bob: I'm not English man I am American!

Day 7
Me: Jesus Christ what now!
Bob: Guess what I'm going home today!
Me: Where to?
Bob: Wales.
Me: You Silly Mixed Blood.
by Shamrock Shank November 4, 2012
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blood horn

Home made Kotex, using toilet paper approx 6" - 8" long 4" at the top. Then forms into a curved cone. After being worn it has fused & resembles a horn from a Rhinoceros that has lost a bloody fight.
Me- Hey Danny, ever seen a pig loren dropping?... Check out the bathroom....

Danny- "DUDE !!!", What the FUCK is it?"

Me- maybe you should sign a release form.

Danny- Come dude I shit outside, what the hell?

Me- a blood horn. 'Sasquatch' just left it when stepping into the tub

Danny- "No WAY!!"

Me- Its a cheap camera but I have Pics, proof that she is Royalty, pig loren Royalty!
by Ziggy77 October 5, 2006
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ass blood

Noun, the blood that comes out of ones ass after being fucked in it...
"Man that ass hole was so tight when i fucked it ass blood was everywhere." Ass blood
by Vikingwizardick December 15, 2018
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