blond fused

Blond fused describes the confusion of a blond, natural or otherwise .
Sorry I missed your party, I was blond fused about the date.
by Irish eyes May 22, 2014
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fuck me blond

a special type of blond hair with a dash of red. A person with fuck me blond (fmb) is neither a redhead nor a true blonde.
Fuck me blond is usually sexual attracting.
"Did you see the girl over there?"
"Oh man, she is so damn hot, she is fuck me blond."
by DutchHamburg September 10, 2023
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That Blonde

Another name for Taylor Swift. Usually used by reasonable people who don't think she's anything special and shouldn't be idolized.
Mindy: omg omg omg I TOTALLY want tickets to Taylor Swifts era's tour!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Morty: You know what Mindy I'm not getting you tickets and I sure as hell don't see why you'd bend over for THAT BLONDE.
by crudmonkey December 27, 2023
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blond roux

Alternatively spelled "rue". A mixture of flour an clarified butter in a saucepan, this is the basis of a very simple form of gravy which would be used to make then other, more complicated sauces with, used often in French cooking, just ask Julia Child. As you continue to cook a white rue it will turn into a blond rue, and then a brown rue, as the starches begin to color from the heat. Something you can mention if you want to sound like you know how to cook, but really can't.
Julia Child: "grubmleburmblblblbumble-and oh it's just lovely-gerrumblebumblegerblegarble-so we'll add a bit of oregano, or as the English would say-blahblahmubmlemubmlebumble- to our blond roux here-crappycantunderstandawordshesayswhyisthisoldhagontvgrumblegrumble."
by boronanon April 03, 2015
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