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johnny: Fred has a blond bisexual bridesmaid
Fred: dude I'm right here
Kelly: My daddy always said, if you're good at something, never do it for free
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Blonde

People that have little to no intelligance once so ever, they do infact have nice bodys but often act out in bad way.

Blondes, very dumb.
Since he was blonde he was classified as dumb.
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Blonde

fit girls who have white hair
"Hey Tom did you see that fit blonde in drama"
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Blonde Cancer

Blonde cancer is a type of cancer where you're blonde when you're born but you're not anymore. That's blonde cancer. If you're naturally blonde that means you have prolonged blonde cancer. Blonde cancer affects millions of Americans worldwide. It's most common in video game characters who are useless and irrelevant to any sort of plot or are incredibly stupid.
The girl had blonde cancer and was incredibly dumb and retarded
by Koki~kun December 19, 2020
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Canadian Blonde

(Adjective)- combination of Canadian and blonde, in terms of their below average IQ. Combining them together is used to heavily emphasize lack of common sense.
person 1- you are such a blonde, because you cannot understand something so simple
person 2- well, I may be a blonde, but at least I'm not a Canadian
person 3- Be quiet, both of you are Canadian blondes
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blonde moment

No, I'm not having a 'blonde moment'!! You can't fit that many cocks in my arse!!... oh wait... your right, you soooo can!
by sphincter basha June 29, 2011
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blonde Fonzie

A blonde woman as cool as Fonzie
by TherealLdubbs July 27, 2023
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