wake n bake

To inhale marijuana smoke/vapor immediately upon waking up, usually in the morning. This is the time when there is the least amount of sugar being metabolized to fat in the liver, so less THC is dissolved in the fat and hence there is potential for a higher concentration 0f THC in the bloodstream.

"I have made it a point to wake n bake every morning."

by dub_head November 5, 2005

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Bakerized

to totally fuck something up by means that are unexplainable by any human being

That anvil was whole until he Bakerized it into three pieces. "That guy could fuck up an anvil."

by N1 November 7, 2005

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Anita Baker

1) A secret underground euphemism referring to the third and final season of the popular Adult Swim original cartoon, 'The Boondocks'.

The term is used to avoid suspicion and copyright infringement by the company Sony, mainly based on the fact that Sony employees flag infringement rights on YouTube videos to compensate for the fact they have extremely small genitalia.

Inner-City Gangsta #1: Yo, man! Did you check out 'the stuff?"

Inner-City Gangsta #2: What stuff?

Inner-City Gangsta #1: Y'know...(whispers) the 'Anita Baker...'

Inner-City Gangsta #2: Aww hellz yeah, homie! That shit was fly.

by Rapmaster M-Dawg April 11, 2010

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Uber baked

Being off your ass high on that Ganja, Mary Jane , Marijaminj-Etc

“Congratulations Joel you are now Uber baked “

by Knuckles the speed-sniffer April 3, 2021

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baker's dozen

In the Medieval Ages there was a period when bakers began cheating the public at such a rate that public outcry reached the ears of several kings. As bread was a daily staple of Medieval life, the bakers knew that they could charge a lot of money for minimal portions of their products. As such, kings levied laws against bakers stating that they were to lower their pricesand keep honest. In fact the common term "A Baker's Dozen" (meaning 13 instead of 12) came from this time period. Any baker caught selling less than an even dozen was strictly and harshly punished. As a result bakers began adding one extra loaf to be certain their count would be correct or even over the amount decreed by law.

How many donuts would you like?
A baker's dozen, please.

by allygat-urr April 17, 2005

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