jizz biscuit

What your mom eats every morning

by Christy February 12, 2003

turd biscuit

A derogatory term for someone who doesn't agree with what is being said at the time.

Tom "tottenham are the best team in the world"
Mark "....erm no....arsenal are you turd biscuit"

by Markopololo June 11, 2006

blood biscuit

a hole stabbed into ones flesh that is later penetrated by a penis for pleasure

Will: I just got stabbed in the leg
Tommy: Well since its there already why not make it a blood biscuit?
Will: You disgust me

by bustercherri October 21, 2009

sweater biscuits

nice boobs under a tight sweater

Saturday was the first cool day of fall bringing the sweater biscuits from their summer hibernation.

by I am Achmed September 25, 2008

Droopy biscuit

When you put your baby batter in a wrinkly, old woman.

Tim: How was the beach?
Jason: A lot better after I found a rich broad and gave her a droopy biscuit.

by Pooser Bonzo June 25, 2016

Skit a biscuit

Dancing so extremely that you move into a state of utter carelessness

Tomorrow in the club IM going to skit a biscuit

by Rager69 December 7, 2018

Shotgun Biscuit

When you are riding shotgun in your friends car and just before getting out you fart and close the door quickly. The fart will bake in there and when your friend opens the door later.... he gets a biscuit.

I just left a shotgun biscuit in Tom's car, he is gonna taste that one.

by mocojoe August 11, 2017